Shirt or Dress?

ideeli, youd be selling dresses and not shirts

2011-08-23T11:12:00.000-04:00

I was browsing the Savage sale on Ideeli today and saw this:

Vandal dress? Apparently they vandalized it so much that it is now a shirt. Not to mention it looks like a garbage bag - it even has a drawstring! By the way, I love it when shirts that are being sold as dresses are on sale. Totally supports my argument. I mean, you have to slash the price when it's half the clothing, right?

If you haven't checked out ideeli, check it out.

Don't Pick Me Up

2010-09-10T11:22:00.000-04:00

Taking a break from shirtordressing to comment on the lameness that is the pickup line. Check out "Don't Pick Me Up" and submit your stories to:

shirtordress AT gmail.com

Also accepting SOD submissions, naturally. Happy SOD Hunting, folks!

Just Snook It

2010-07-29T17:39:00.000-04:00

In honor of the Season 2 Premiere of Jersey Shore tonight, I've prepared a little homage to our girl, Snooki. Oh, Snooks. You serial offender, you! I've said it before and I'll say it again - I just want to take you home, pet you on your poof, and feed you pickles, Snooks! Don't think I could afford the vaccinations, though,

Snooki out on the town!

Snooki gettin' down!

Snooki wearing black with brown?

What do you think of Snooki's shirts as a dress?online survey

Happy Watching!!!

Tanks for nothing, American Apparel

2010-07-27T10:32:00.000-04:00

Honestly, I think they're just f***ing with me now. Sigh.

shirt or dress?survey software

advertising FAIL

2010-06-15T11:00:00.001-04:00

Samantha writes:

OKAY, seriously even the model knows this is a shirt. She's obviously wearing pants with this, even if they do appear to be jeggings. But it's clearly listed as a dress! GAAAA!

Exactly. I'm really hoping it's a typo. Anyway, this belongs on FAIL blog.

shirt or dress?Market Research

Shirt-tle Beach

2010-06-14T15:31:00.000-04:00

Sorry for the lack of posts lately. I've been traveling a lot lately, most recently I spent the weekend in Myrtle Beach with some girlfriends. Anyway, of course I saw PLENTY of fashion faux-pas including interesting hair, rompers galore, and of course SoD's. I really need to start taking better pics, but here's one of a woman (who obviously dates a Mullet) who set off a major Shirt or Dress? alert in my group.

I know it's hard to see but let's just say, it was this style, but shorter, and I could see ALL her cellulite. Ladies, we all have cellulie but we don't need to always be showing it. Again, you don't need your ass hanging out to work it. Especially at the beach. C'mon.

shirt or dress?survey software

James and the Giant Peach Shirt

2010-06-03T11:18:00.000-04:00

We already discussed my attempt at getting a good picture at a beer festival a couple of weeks ago (and me failing horribly). However, we did not discuss my successful stealth picture taking skills. This gem was found at the same festival. Thanks again to my accomplices AB and JT for posing soooo well. Ha!

So I know it's long enough to wear as a dress. But it looks like she took the wardrobe from Precious (based on the Novel: Push by Sapphire) and decided to wear it sans pants. I mean, it's a little big. And stupid looking. She's a small girl and she doesn't need to drape herself in a peach garbage bag. Why can't people wear clothes that fit them. Argh. It's either too small or too big. But it's always perfect for this blog. So... here's the poll.

Shirt or Dress?online survey

From the trenches...

2010-05-27T12:50:00.001-04:00

Occasionally, I actually step away from my computer and make an appearance in regular society Shocking, I know. With the weather warmer, it's impossible not to notice the scores of SoDs out there now and when I see blog material, it's hard for me to not try to get a picture of the offense. Which led to a little crazy seeping out this past weekend.

At a local beer festival, I was telling my friends JT and AB about my blog as well as my disdain for rompers. They were EVERYWHERE. These two already love to people watch, but they took it to a new level after this conversation. Also, Romper Drinking Game was created. JT spotted several SoDs including a particularly heinous one, and I pulled out my iPhone and went on a mission. Meaning I followed this girl halfway across the festival. I'm talking from Beer Station #4 to the stage. I blame Romper Drinking Game. And this is all I have to show for it.

Total FAIL.Nice thumb. Just imagine a black dress shirt with a belt around the waist because that's basically all it was. HORRENDOUS.

Shirt or Dress?online survey

Fun With Twitter!!

2010-05-25T17:42:00.002-04:00

As you OBVIOUSLY probably already know, we're into social networking. You can find Shirt or Dress? on Twitter, Facebook, and at beer festivals. Any who, I use Tweetdeck to track all the SoD happenings on the interwebs. Love the search functionality. If you mention wearing shirts as dresses in your tweets, I will find you! Here's some fun stuff.

Thanks to readers who tweet material such as: @dazzledsteph, who said:

@shirtordress When I saw this postcard on PostSecret today, I immediately thought of you... http://bit.ly/cc3adW

I lose my faith in humanity...

@onedancinblonde: this is a shirt, but....I'm going to wear it as a dress, is that okay? if its not, i'm still doing it. http://tinyurl.com/2fyyapz

Here's the garmant in question, BTW:

...And regain my faith in humanity, like when @ChristineMiX tweeted:

Remind me to buy a shirt and wear it as a dress. Apparently, it's all the rage right now. #Geez

@A_Slaughter:

Pleasedo not wear: 1. White heels 2. A shirt as a dress 3. Heels w a denim skirt or 4. Your Halloween cat woman costume to a bar.

And finally, I laugh a lot. Like @love_lely who has this as her profile pic:

I showed this pic to Jami of Date Wrecks fame/@DateWrecks.The consensus between us was shirt. Or shorts pulled up to her shoulders. Anyway, it gets worse. She also tweeted:

Prof: do u usually take your boyfriends shirt put a belt around it & wear it as a dress? Me: do you usually pay that much attn to me?

Professor give that girl an A! That is, of course, assuming that she's taking a class on how to be defensive and vain.

What would you grade her?Market Research

You're Not Blake Lively...

2010-05-25T10:34:00.000-04:00

...But your ass IS hanging out.

Blair Waldorf is going to own you for this!

shirt or dress?survey software

Your boob job isn't helping

2010-05-24T10:28:00.000-04:00

It's a shirt. Put on some damn leggings. Thanks.

Shirt or Dress?Market Research

Shirt, Dress, or Trainwreck?

2010-05-23T22:28:00.000-04:00

As Hollywood Gossip so adequately reported, Tila Tequila is ridiculous. Apparently she is signed up for Celebrity Rehab. There are plenty of shirty photos of Ms. Tequila floating around, but this one my favorite. Read: most nauseating. I don't even know if this qualifies as an article of clothing. I mean... what is it??

Shirt, Dress, or Trainwreck?customer surveys

From the city who brought you American Apparel...

2010-05-20T07:57:00.000-04:00

I was in LA for a couple of days last week and saw some major SoDage out there. After meeting up with some friends for brunch in Santa Monica and some shopping/people watching/singing along to street performers singing Disney tunes on the Promenade, I had my camera out for a group photo while SHE walked by:

So Shirt or Dress? Or soooo LA?customer surveys

BTW, her romped-out friend on the right isn't helping her case much either. Just sayin'...

Eat your heart out, Adam West

2010-05-19T15:51:00.001-04:00

As if men with mustaches weren't creepy enough. Now there's this:

To the shirtmobile!

Shirt, Dress, or Bat?Market Research

If a Walk of Shame could be at all elegant...

2010-05-06T14:43:00.000-04:00

Over-Sized shirt isn't code for "don't need pants!"

Shirt or Dress?customer surveys

Shirty Gonzales

2010-05-05T16:11:00.001-04:00

Ah, Cinco de Mayo. A day when Americans shamelessly exploit a date that's really not too big of a deal in Mexico's history (no it's not Mexican Independence Day) by drinking margaritas, downing tequila, and making really bad Mexican jokes and use of Mexican words/cathphrases/whatever. Seriously if I hear "Si Senorita" or another Three Amigos reference today I'm going to go loco.

This, my friends, is a poncho.

I say this is not a dress. Comprende?

Can this poncho be a dress?survey software

Find out what LSHMSFOAIDMT means.

Shirt or Dress? is on Facebook!

2010-05-04T09:26:00.000-04:00

And so is "Your XXXL shirt looks like a dress... you're not gangsta or fresh."

Does this picture make anyone wanna JUMP! JUMP! Kris Kross'll make ya do that, I hear. This truly rivals wearing your clothes backwards though....

Shirt or Dress?customer surveys

Become a fan of... sorry "Like" SoD's Facebook page!

*Random Kris Kross reference. Kudos if you got that. You must have been in elementary/middle school in the 90's. :)

From the People Who Brought You Wearing Sunglasses In Da Club...

2010-05-03T13:10:00.000-04:00

THIS.

I wish Ed Hardy would stop making clothes. Please stop making belts. Stop making shirts. Stop making hoodies. Stop making douchebags and douch-VAG's.

Here's what they say about this.. uh... "article of clothing" :

"Sexy Ed Hardy Women's Long Shirt that can be used as a dress."

Used as? Also can be used as skank rag, slut grabber, and coochie reacher.

What can this be "used as?"online surveys

Dress: Australian for Shirt

2010-04-30T15:49:00.001-04:00

Foster's isn't actually Australian for beer. Despite the claims of the ads, apparently it's not widely enjoyed in Australia. Liars.

Okay... so today I'm back again with the Aussie humor. I'm sorry, Australia. REALLY I AM. Although you really shouldn't be complaining. Y'all have koala bears and men who look like Russell Crowe walking around your streets. Bite me. I'm just MIFFED by your Supre store. MIFFED.

Here are some samples of Supre's "Dresses."

And this nightmare... which doesn't look really bad until you realize that the shirt is see-thru and her tights are showing. Listen, Supre. I know that water spins differently in your toilets and stuff down there, but seriously!? Seriously!?!

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!

Shirts or Dresses?Market Research

Who looks good in this crap? The models don't even look good in this crap.

Crotch-adile Dundee

2010-04-29T10:21:00.013-04:00

Yesterday's Aussie post was so fun, let's continue the bad jokes, shall we? I've been informed of a really awful store in Australia called "Supre" which, in my opinion, is the worst thing to happen to Australia since the movie, "Australia." Anyway, Everyone remembers this scene brought to you by the legendary Paul Hogan:

Dear Supre:
This isn't a dress.

THIS is a dress.

Cue bad 80's music soundtrack. ANNNNNNND scene.

Which look is more Dinki-di?online surveys

Didgeridoo'nt wear this as a dress...

2010-04-28T10:14:00.000-04:00

A loyal reader in Australia sent in this pic, aptly titled "Lingerie and Heels." Sounds like a bad cop duo.

"Oh G'day mate - Who are those shelias fighting crime on the streets of Sydney?"
"Oh, G'day mate as well - that's just Lingerie and Heels. Blah blah blah shrimp on the barbie."

Isn't my Australian awesome? I totally worked at an Outback Steakhouse for a summer in college. Anyway, back to this picture of a bunch of shelias (not fighting crime - more like committing crimes of fashion) skanking it out with their bums hanging out (wonder how you say "skanking out" in Aussie? Anyone?) I realize that not everyone in this Shirtordress Gang is participating in the debauchery, but we've got some contenders in there. Namely, Boobs McGee in the front row. Seriously, I can see down under. Ah, c'mon! You knew I was going to use that one.

Shirt or Dress?customer surveys

I'm really glad her legs are crossed...

2010-04-27T06:22:00.000-04:00

Also, I think I her shirt is see through. Classy.

Shirt or dress?online surveys

Sexy Vs. Skanky: Black Shirtdress

2010-04-26T13:12:00.000-04:00

What's hot? Wearing a long, belted, black shirtdress.

What's not? Wearing this ridiculous creation. As previously mentioned, lace tights aren't pants.

Which would you rather wear?customer surveys

Get the look!

FTW Friday

2010-04-23T12:48:00.000-04:00

Yes, you can wear a shirt as a dress? I really, really like this look. It's cute and fun - the shirt is long enough and the belt gives it a nice shape. Do you think this is a win?

shirt or dress?survey software

Here they go again...

2010-04-22T18:39:00.000-04:00

Anonymous writes:

I don't think there is enough material to really constitute these as dresses, especially since they don't have backs either.

They are just very very very short.

They also look as if they are in the middle of a girls on cars montage in a bad 80's hair band music video. In fact as I write this post, I'm listening to Quiet Riot for inspiration. True story. And I want to bang my head against the wall after seeing this picture.

I Want My Pink Shirt Back!

2010-04-21T13:32:00.000-04:00

Y'all know I love a good Mean Girls reference.

And on Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Poor Damian. He just wants his pink shirt back! Poor girl. Her vajayjay is hanging out.

Shirt or dress?customer surveys

The most SHOCKING Shirt or Dress entry YET!

2010-04-20T18:18:00.000-04:00

We all know Jake Pavelka likes to walk around the house without a shirt not that anyone watching minded... Witness:

But last night, America saw Jake dance without pants.

We're not biased over here at SoD, Jake! THIS IS NOT A DRESS! :P

More photos over at The Hollywood Gossip.

What do you think about Jake's 'Risky Business?'survey software

Short-tee Wants Bottles in the Club...

2010-04-20T14:43:00.001-04:00

To be fair, it looks like her friend is wearing a lace top and lace booty shorts so what do we really expect? Birds of a feather...

shirt or dress?customer surveys

I miss the Apple Bottom Jeans....boots with the fur...

2010-04-19T13:08:00.000-04:00

Now Apple Bottom Jeans makes Shirt Dresses! I can't handle my excitement. Ugh.

The whole club would DEFINITELY be looking at her when she hits the flo'....

Is shawty wearing a shirt or dress?Market Research

WTF? I'm sexist?

2010-04-15T18:14:00.001-04:00

Apparently, I'm a hateful bitch. And a sexist! And a dude! Um... even though I don't like to show it off in da club, I have a vagina.

Anyway, back to the part about me not being a sexist. Here's a dude that looks like a total slut bucket.

I'm not sexist, see?!

More slut bucket dudes.

Wal-Mart: Roll back your prices on pants.

2010-04-14T19:27:00.000-04:00

Seriously, I'm starting to think they just might be too expensive for Walcreatures.

Thanks to @fiafortune for tweeting this delightful disaster, which shows us why ice skating should never be brought to trailer parks.

Shirt or Dress?online survey

Shirt or dress or Completely Appropriate for a Lap dance?

2010-04-14T19:18:00.000-04:00

Girl needs some money so she can buy more shirts to wear as dresses!

*I had another picture where she was standing up and man was it was bad but now I can't find it. If you submitted this picture, please submit again!

Shirt or Dress?customer surveys

Shirtordress FTW! And Disclaimer.

2010-03-30T14:52:00.000-04:00

A disclaimer: I am not a hater. I don't want or need to bring people down. I do however find shirtordresses comical. Sorry. I make fun because it's funny. I don't do it because I feel the need to "put people in their place," I simply want to try to understand what makes someone leave the house without pants. Generally, shirtordresses don't give anyone - skinny, fat, athletic, etc - a good look. Some people can pull off this look, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone pull off an elegant and sexy look off in a shirtordress. Minidresses, yes, but not anything we'd be voting on here. At any rate, I think anyone can look and feel beautiful if they have the confidence from within and they certainly don't need to show off their lady bits to achieve that goal. So ladies, stop trying so hard. Save the overt sexiness for the bedroom. Leave a little mystery. With that said, I'm posting a shirtordress FTW today.

I came across this blog entry detailing how to wear a shirtordress and was super impressed. Shocking, someone wearing shirtordresses the correct way. I think she did a great job, thoughts?

How'd she do?survey software

Who Wore it Worst?

2010-03-25T12:21:00.000-04:00

This shirt, apparently, can be worn as both shirt AND dress. Or can it?

Get the look!

Bathing Suit Cover up or Dress?

2010-03-24T12:08:00.007-04:00

Seriously? Yesterday it was Whitney Port using a coat as a dress, today it's this chick trying to use a bathing suit cover up as a dress. I mean, I get it. You want to be comfortable. I'd be okay with this had she been photographed perhaps poolside, at a cabana, in a park, outdoors SOMEWHERE with a drink that requires an umbrella. However, I have it on high authority that this is in da club and that drink requires no decoration of the parasolic type. I mean, this is just stupid looking.

Get the Look (ha! Love the description: "Swimsuit Cover-up Only")

Coat or Dress?

2010-03-23T12:05:00.000-04:00

Oh, Whitney Port. Really, child?

Get the Look:

Another LAMEBOOK Background Check

2010-03-20T13:10:00.006-04:00

I seriously feel like 84% of Lamebook Background Check posts include a girl wearing a Shirt or Dress in the background. We've seen these before and I'm sure we'll see them again! This just proves my point that if you want to get made fun of, this garment's for you. Clearly this picture was taken simply to document the sheer ridiculousness of this chick's "outfit."

I really can't tell how this girl thought she could wear this as a dress. I realize she's obviously trying to pull her dress down and that guy is obviously trying to pull her dress up but... it really just doesn't look dresslike in any way to me even with the belt. You can't just throw a belt on a shirt and say - Ta-da! Belt does not make a dress. In other news, that girl's skirt makes me want to play an 80's video game. That is all. Let the voting commence.

15th Century Walk of Shame?

2010-03-18T01:25:00.002-04:00

Seriously, is this what Maid Marian wore home from Robin Hood's crib? Must have been embarrassing to walk by all his merry men.
This is made by Dolce? Really?

Check out some Steamy Robin Hood moves:

Rielle-ly?

2010-03-16T13:07:00.007-04:00

Some people are ridiculous. Rielle Hunter is famous for being John Edwards's mistress. And now she's pissed that GQ ran racy picture of her in a shirt. Maybe she thought it was a dress?

Seriously? For what it's worth, I'm sure that Dora, Kermit, and Barney feel violated, too.

Get your own Dora the Explorer doll to take creepy photos with!

Scenes from a Mall

2010-03-16T00:04:00.005-04:00

These would definitely not cover my ass.

Here's a better summer look:

Tights are STILL not pants.

2010-03-15T12:37:00.000-04:00

Just thought I'd let you know.

Despite warning from retailers*, people are still wearing tights as pants. Last week at dinner at a casual Mexican restaurant, I saw no less than four girls in 5 minutes wearing what seems to be the "ah! It's below 60 in Atlanta so what do I wear!" outfit.

- Tights. Tights That Are NOT Pants but are in fact tights. Not leggings. TIGHTS. Leggings are opaque.
- Shirt that isn't tunic length. At least wear a tunic length shirt if you're wearing Tights that are NOT pants.
- Uggs over Tights That Are Not Pants.

*Yes, that is an American Apparel tag. I'm shocked as well.

Shirt, Dress, or Garbage Bag?

2010-03-12T13:18:00.002-05:00

Yay for more reader submissions! Said reader says this chick is a chronic offender and this is one of many (I hope said reader sends more!)

First off, so many questions! Why would someone wear a white garbage bag as a dress? Is the girl in black mini dress girl pregnant? Why did the one girl steal my grandma's tablecloth and what's she so damn pissed off about?

Maybe I should poll y'all on what brand you think it is. But I think it's obvious to us all that it is indeed a tall kitchen bag (probably unscented with convenient draw-string closure).

Now Crochet Bitch, give me back my grandma's tablecloth!

Please Finnish Your Outfit.

2010-03-11T13:32:00.000-05:00

Shirtordress is international!

Anonymous from Finland writes:

Yea I'm from Finland :--D And I don't think I'm the first "international" follower of your blog since it's been linked to lamebook :)

Let's learn some vocabulary, shall we?

Shirt = paita
Or = tai / vai
Mekko = skirt

So in Finnish, "Shirt or Dress" would be "Paita vai mekko?"

Not so Pretty in Pink

2010-03-10T12:21:00.007-05:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again. "People of Wal-Mart" offers constant amusement. This isn't a shirt, it's a skirt. I think...

Michelle, who emailed me and said my site rocks (thanks Michelle!), sent in this creature. I have no effing clue what the hell is going on here. Again, tights are not pants and those tights should just not be owned anyway. And black underwear? c'mon.
At least it matches?

Here's a picture from the not-as-successful "People of K-Mart" website:

K-creatures just aren't as interesting.

Legalities

2010-02-11T09:03:00.003-05:00

Happy 18th Birthday, Taylor Lautner. Wink wink...

In other news, I plan on making some legit posts soon. Until then, make sure you're following shirtordress on twitter. Kthanksbai

I'm now starting Pajamasordress.com

2010-01-22T13:20:00.000-05:00

I know I'd sleep more soundly if I didn't know this chick actually wore this out to da club.

Exhibit C: Your "dress" is see-thru

2010-01-21T15:32:00.000-05:00

And for the last time, IT'S NOT A DRESS.
Check out Exhibit A and Exhibit B

Exhibit B: Stop Showing Jon Gosslin your Cooch

2010-01-20T13:11:00.002-05:00

Homewrecker.

Again, really?

Check out Exhibit A.

Exhibit A: You need more stripes.

2010-01-19T13:02:00.000-05:00

Like, AT LEAST 2 more. please. OW.

Helpful Hint: If your friend is a foot taller than you, your hemlines shouldn't be in the same spot. Ahem, Snooki, do you hear me??

I'm about to engage in some downtown debauchery. Whatever shall I wear??

2010-01-18T12:54:00.005-05:00

An anonymous contributor sent in this picture (along with several others that will also be used in this week's posts) and says:

"This facebook acquaintance is a constant shirt-as-dress offender. That's all I have the patience/stomach to look up now, but know that these photos are from two consecutive weeks of downtown debauchery."

People, they get worse. Stayed tuned for the rest of the pics this week!

shirtordressbook

2010-01-12T15:26:00.005-05:00

Let's just discuss the awesomeness of Lamebook.com. The best and worst Facebook fails (and WINS) and a site that entertains me DAILY. I'll wait for you to add it to your reader...

So today's Lamebook post was especially intriguing.

Helpful Hint: Ladies, if your garment is questionable to begin with, you might run into some trouble when you get wasted and get all beer goggly. Just sayin'...

Become a fan of Shirt or Dress? on Facebook!

Gym Tanning Laundry Shirtordress?

2010-01-10T15:38:00.008-05:00

I KNOW 4'9" Snooki wears shirts as dresses. My question: since she's basically a midget, is this acceptable? Wouldn't a typical dress drown her? She's still wearing a pretty high hemline but she's so darn cute, I just want to pat her on the poof, feed her a pickle, and say "Good little Snookers" after she punches out some hippo hoodrats for me. they're everywhere, just like ninjas. stupid ninja hippo hoodrats.

I want to see Wendy Williams and Snooki go to Karma together to creep on some guidos. And then maybe Joel McHale can make fun of it for me. THAT would be entertaining.

PS - If anyone can find a picture of JWoWW's Lady Gaga-esque ensemble, let me know. Does she really have a JWoWW belt buckle?

Tik Tok MAKE IT STOP.

2010-01-08T10:19:00.009-05:00

I can't decide whether I like Kesha's - oh, I'm sorry, I mean Ke$ha's song "Tik Tok." I feel like I want to vomit during the verse and dance during the chorus. Makes for an interesting scene on the dance floor to say the least.

My friend, Xtina, is obsessed with her song "Dinosaur," which is about Ke$ha's disgust with older men hitting on her. Hey, Ke$ha, you're the one who rhymed "swagger" with wanting to find boys who "look like Mick Jagger." What the HELL do you expect?? She is SOOO inconsistent. Anyway, there's also this:

I guess pantyhose as pants is the new thing. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Shirt Or Dress?(survey)

Tramp Stamp

2010-01-07T15:23:00.006-05:00

I mean, you might as well show off your ink if you got it, right?

I really just can't decide whether the skankiest part of this photo is the tramp stamp, the back rolls, the backless shirt worn as a dress, the see-thru shirt worn as a dress, the cigarette ass grab, etc etc etc... so many choices. But seriously, doesn't the guy know that her dress is probably seriously flamable? That's GOT to be a fire hazard. Discuss.

Shirt, dress, or Poncho?

2009-12-30T17:50:00.000-05:00

Not that it'd keep you really dry when it rains but... yeah. UGH.
It looks like some glorified "Walk of Shame" fashion spread in Vogue. Who the hell did she hook up with? Peter Griffin? Lois is going to be SOOO pissed.

My Baby Bump Brings All the Boys to the Yard...

2009-12-29T17:41:00.005-05:00

Kelis, you're pregnant (well, she was when this photo was taken). Stop with this shit. Your little Nas baby is cold. I guess this is covered up for her, though.
And I'm like, it's a shirt not a dress. Damn right, it's a shirt not a dress. La-la-la-la...la.

No You Can't

2009-12-21T18:55:00.003-05:00

Wear that oversized Obama shirt as a dress!

She may be on a drunken rant...

2009-12-21T18:48:00.002-05:00

But the girl has a point.

Yes, your private parts should be covered when you bend over.

You might be a shirtordress victim...

2009-12-16T18:50:00.000-05:00

Thanks, Jami!

you love me! you really love me!

2009-12-15T18:41:00.004-05:00

L. submitted this gem via the Shirt Or Dress? Facebook fan page.
Yeah, it says September. I am a dumbass and I didn't see it until, like, December. Whoops. Speaking of "Whoops," what the hell is this?
I mean, if your so-called dress doesn't cover your boobage when you pull it down then guess what?! It's a muthaeffing shirt.

At least she wore a bra.

L., please send me more pictures. This one was awesome!

all that she wants is another bebe

2009-12-14T18:15:00.005-05:00

bebe is having a contest on Chictopia for best glittery NYE outfit. Some are fabulous and others are this nonsense.
The hooker boots. The pose. The shirt worn as a dress. UGH.

shirt or dress?(online surveys)

Undercover

2009-12-13T18:43:00.003-05:00

I love it when people take stealth pictures! Fellow blogger, Danielle, found this gem and said she couldn't resist taking a snapshot. LOVE. IT. If only more brave souls were like Danielle.

But on to the important stuff....

Tweet Tweet

2009-12-12T14:44:00.003-05:00

I have my tweetdeck set up so that I can search for tweets that contain phrases like "shirt or dress," "wear shirt as a dress," "shirt dress," etc. Some of my favorites shirtordress tweets I have found:

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@iBodyCandy I'm mad that girl yall described was DEF the girl I knew lmaooooo!!!!! She always wear shirts as dresses.

Thanks for calling 'that girl' out. iBodyCandy has a good head on her shoulders.

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RT@DateWrecks: @MizzTHICKNESS25 dude... have you seen @shirtordress ? i think it would be a solid home for you since you seem to have lost your pants.

Thanks, Jami, for patrolling Twitter and spreading the word!

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RT@MORTUARYSTAR: RT @livthrume: http://twitpic.com/t4eu4 - Is this a shirt? Or dress?»»Shirt u need leggins in this weather

It's definitely a shirt.

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RT@KristenAshleyy: I could wear my Jane Doe shirt as a dress if I was feeling a little slutty.

Please don't.
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RT@aliyaki: I went there after I visited you...and bought a ten dollar "shirt" which I wear as a dress haha

@aliyaki offered to take a picture of her shirtordress for a vote after I RT'd the ridiculousness. No pic yet.
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And finally, people who are awesome:

RT@jakes_wifey: @luminate as long as you wear a dress and not just a shirt with leggings and boots that's fine

RT@aeLAviajera: just because the weatherman said there will b sun today does not mean u can wear that shirt as a dress.

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Follow shirtordress on Twitter!

People of Walmart strikes again!

2009-12-09T19:09:00.002-05:00

Seriously, you don't see this shit in Target.

I love this website. It kind of makes me hate humanity, but I still love it.

Repeat Offender Award: Forever 21

2009-12-08T06:18:00.000-05:00

This is about the 3912979384th shirtordress I've found on Forever21. Y'all must think I don't look anywhere else.

But seriously, sorry for the lack of variety in sources but I had to blog about THIS.

Would that cover your ass?

Faith21 > Knit Tops > Dolman Dress w.Belt

2009-12-07T13:31:00.003-05:00

I tweeted about this monstrosity on Saturday but thought I should definitely put it in the blog, too. It's from Forever 21's Faith 21 collection, which is offering ridiculous options for plus sized girls (in addition to a couple of really cute items).

Here's the thing - this is clearly labeled "dress" on Forever 21's website, yet it's in the "Knit Tops" section. WTF, F21???? Yes, the title of this post is the actual mapping on the website.
Now, I'm not here to ridicule anyone on their size. We're all beautiful and God's creatures and women of all shapes and sizes can rock it and blahity blah blah. I'm just saying that just because "Faith 21" puts a plus size model in this shiz, doesn't mean she or you can get away with it. Hell, even a skinny bitch would look ridic.

I just threw up a little in my mouth

2009-12-04T21:22:00.000-05:00

Make that a lot. GAG.

booty pop!

2009-12-03T12:33:00.001-05:00

to wear under your shirtordresses.

Those sound effects are killing me. Seriously.

Lady in Red is wearing no pants

2009-12-03T12:17:00.000-05:00

The next line in Lady in Red is "Cheek to Cheek." Yes, I think we can see her "cheek to cheek."

BTW, that "dress" is from H&M and I tried it on a couple weeks ago. It is NOT a dress. It is see-through, tight, and should be paired with skinny jeans or leggings. I think I can see her belly button.

This showed up in my Inbox...

2009-12-02T21:05:00.003-05:00

Email (well, pretty much): "Dear Madam: Please buy this muumuu. Isn't it awesome and flattering?"

Me: No.

If you Liked it the You Should Have Worn some Pants with It*

2009-11-22T14:42:00.005-05:00

I'm sure Beyonce is too busy keeping track of her 17 bags of luggage containing, among other things, 25 wigs, but I'm a little miffed why the usually fashionable diva would step out in her nightshirt. Or maybe since her luggage was staying in a separate hotel room, this is all she had on her. That's fair, I guess.

It's pretty long enough but still looks ODD to me. At least her ass isn't hanging out.

*Yes, I think I used this for a Beyonce shirt joke before, but c'mon, it's a good one. Maybe I could have done: "All the Pantless Ladies! All the Pantless Ladies!" Whatever.

Forever Up My @$$

2009-11-17T20:33:00.005-05:00

I love a good trip to Forever21. I mean, I can kill it in there and walk out with a pretty full yellow and black bag of goodies to help me look stylish and pretty. You know, we girls love to look pretty.

But I also have to endure mannequins dressed like this model:

Ladies, y'all KNOW you're not going to look like this model in this Sweater "Dress" and you know you're going to Hooker-it-Up with some Hooking Up Hooker Boots (or as I like to call them, HUH? Boots) and you KNOOOOOW your friends are going to LAF at you behind your back and if you live in the Atlanta area YOU KNOW I'm going to see you out at East Andrews wearing this and snap a pic on my camera phone and post you up here. Sigh. That was a run on sentence.

Please wear this with skinny jeans and some cute black boots that don't go up your knee. I mean, it'd be super cute, right?

Please at LEAST wear some black leggings underneath.

No, tights are NOT pants and you will be ridiculed if you wear them.

Lastly, FAIL if you try to wear these with those patterned tights that look like you have some weird skin rash.

If you don't believe me, bend over. Yes, your lady bits are hanging out. Dress denied. BAM.

Excuse me, Bluefly???

2009-11-13T13:32:00.003-05:00

You call this a "dress?"

Yes, very cute...... OVER PANTS.

Celebs! They're Just Like US!

2009-11-12T13:10:00.005-05:00

They open car doors!

"I'm too drunk to feel a draft... at least I'm getting in the PASSENGER side!"

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They carry huge Mary Poppins purses!

"I got an umbrella in me bag, I do!"
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They wear shirts as dresses!

"I'm hot again, haven't you heard?"
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Oh dang.

2009-11-11T14:31:00.000-05:00

Jami over at Date Wrecks emailed me this picture:
From the aptly titled and totally NSFW blog, "I am friends with sluts."

Man, table service is DANGEROUS.

---Don't forget to vote for the AWESOME Olan Mills Portrait in the Halloween Costume Contest! Voting ends Monday!

Guess How Much of My Ass is Showing

2009-11-10T13:11:00.005-05:00

Hey you in-your-late-20s-crowd:

Remember that joke - "What kind of jeans are you wearing?"
"Guess"
"I don't know. What kind?"
"Guess."

And on and on and on it went...

It was like our updated Abbott & Costello. Anyway, I still love most of Guess's collection (especially since they have all those "G" belts and jewelry that's perfect for Georgia gamedays), but this? UGGGGGGGGGH.

The fabric looks sooo thin. I mean, really? A dress? Really?

Here's one of the reviews on Macy's:

"it is a really cute short dress, the only thing about it is you need to wear tights or something as it is see through in the bottom."

I really have an issue with you right now, Guess. Because you know some tart is going to prance around in this without tights or get up on top of a bar without underwear and someone is going to be subjected to it. Damnit. Make your clothes more tart-proof.

That is all.

Most Excellent Halloween Costume Ever

2009-11-09T12:30:00.005-05:00

Alright, I took a break from blogging this Halloween (...or this fall entirely...sorry). This isn't blog topic related but it is blog worthy.

Please please please please vote for the "Olan Mills Portrait Guy" in the Spiralween costume contest.

Seriously, do y'all want Zombie Girl to win?

http://www.spiralentertainment.com/vote.php

In closing, this is the most blog topic related Halloween costume:
Hope y'all have had a fantastic Halloween and I hope to get my head out of the sand VERY soon!

Celebs! They're Just Like US!

2009-10-24T02:34:00.004-04:00

Cause normal people pump gas with half their clothes on...

Once I met some Australian guys in Vegas who told me I looked like the Aussie actress Sophie Monk. I had no idea who she was, but of course googled her as soon as I got home. I used to be proud that some foreign dudes would think I resembled her... now, not so much. Really, Sophie? What the eff!?

And LeeAnn... I know you're busy separating from your marriage and being a home wrecker and all, but that doesn't mean your ex gets half your clothes, too!!

Is Perez Hilton Overexposed?

2009-09-17T11:00:00.005-04:00

I think so. Seen here at the CocoPerez event in New York, Perez chats up Kristin Caverwhatsherface asking about the breeze up his butt. I bet he likes it! Perez, we can M-I-C-your K-E-Y in this shirt! What are you thinking?
More pics of Perez Hilton's shirtordressiness here.

Thanks Lindsay!

American Appall-al

2009-09-16T18:37:00.000-04:00

I don't even need to say much in this post. American Apparel pretty much says it all.

"Originally designed as sleepwear, this chemise can also be worn as a tank top or dress."

And then there's this:

this:

these:

this:

this:

And most importantly, this:

My head just exploded.

Wake me up when this Shirtordress ends...

2009-09-15T00:34:00.003-04:00

I DVR'd the VMAs - mainly so I could see Kanye freak out. Will he just stop talking already? During Greenday's fan-filled performance he pulled a chick wearing a shirtordress onto the stage.
Did anyone else notice this? I wish I could find video of this. Check out the silver shirtordress girl to the left of Billie Joe. Way to flash the audience, Silver. Hi ho, indeed.

Are you ready for some Shirtordress??

2009-09-14T19:52:00.005-04:00

In case you missed the S unday Night Football intro last night, here is what Faith Hill wears:

I love Faith Hill but c'mon now - no one else could ever pull this off. Okay maybe Megan Fox could, too...

I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of this look since over the knee boots are hot for 2009. BTW Victoria's Secret is having a 20% off boots sale now - use offer code 20VSBOOTS - which is awesome. :)

Sexy Vs. Skanky: The Cardigan Dress

2009-09-10T19:38:00.005-04:00

I've recently tweeted about cardigans as dresses. I got an oversized cardigan from American Eagle (okay, fine. It was from TJ Maxx because I'm cheap) and I love it, but I'd never wear it without pants. I saw a chick in San Francisco last week wearing THE EXACT SAME ONE (okay, fine. It was purple - and probably not from TJ Maxx) without pants. I've seen this before. I'm not sure I like the cardigan dress.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:
Xzibit:

(Looks like he's trying to figure this out, too).

Then I saw this cardigan dress and I was like - Oh, it can be done.

Follow SOD on Twitter!!!!

2009-09-10T10:10:00.001-04:00

follow me on Twitter

I still don't understand Twitter but I'm starting to embrace technology.

No wait, she's my NEW hero.

2009-09-08T21:38:00.002-04:00

Lindsay, a good friend to have in case you want some really neat mittens, is my new hero. She brought this blog and very-appropriate-to-this-site-blog-post to my attention.

People of Walmart, this is genius.

Oh, and no poll today because honestly, if you think this is a dress GET OFF MY BLOG.

Thank Heavens.

2009-09-08T21:30:00.001-04:00

This girl is my new hero.

That Craig and His List

2009-09-04T08:00:00.009-04:00

Jami over at Date Wrecks put an ad on Craigslist with this picture:

Oh, sorry. I meant to say Jami from Date Wrecks SENT this to me (check out her post on the matter here). It's actually "sexy blk female looking for help" who posted this on Craigslist.... Other highlights of her post include "full time student" blah blah blah "in need of some help with bill etc." blah blah blah and "BLACK MEN ONLY 21-43." So, if you're a 44 year old white dude, she will not accept your "help with bill."

Sexy Blk Female, if you're reading this, PUT ON SOME F*CKING PANTS. And no to 44+ white men? Do you watch the news? HELLO! Corrupt politicians!!! Duh.

ihatesomuch guest post

2009-09-01T23:06:00.002-04:00

Blogged over in Maxie's world today... no shirt or dress poll, but I did find something equally disturbing. Let's just say some people are a little TOO into Vampires. Check out the post over at ihatesomuch.

thigh highs are NOT pants

2009-08-28T12:29:00.003-04:00

Thanks.

ugh.

2009-08-25T12:25:00.003-04:00

Hooker.
Who walks in broad daylight like this? Somebody's doing a walk of shame... !!

Urban Dictionary

2009-08-25T08:52:00.000-04:00

YES! "Shress" has made it to the Urban Dictionary!

shirt or dress or lingerie?

2009-08-22T12:24:00.000-04:00

Seriously... that's a slip, right?

MILTWP

2009-08-20T12:20:00.001-04:00

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the term, "MILF." Well, here's a Mom-I'd-Like-To-Wear-Pants or MILTWP. There's your word of the day, kids. Go use it in a sentence. Good luck on the pronunciation.

Open Letter to Da Skanks in Da Club

2009-08-18T12:10:00.007-04:00

Dear Skanks,

Listen. I know that attire for da club is typically more revealing than usual. I know that it gets hot in da club and I know that da club expects you to be scantily clad in order to get in for free and in front of other people.

However, Skanks, THIS sh*t is not acceptable. Putting on a sexy short LBD is FAR different than putting on a skanky shirt that is long enough to barely cover your ass. Might I add, anything made of that sh*tty nylon rayon crap-on material needs something underneath it. Seriously.

Thanks,

JD

PS: Thanks for giving me material for my blog.
PPS: Check out this open letter to da skanks in da Cleveland.

At Least Her Arms are Covered?

2009-07-30T13:38:00.000-04:00

Um...............................

You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding.

Jolly Green Notwearingpants

2009-07-27T12:57:00.000-04:00

I couldn't decide which one was worst in this picture....

...until I saw this one.

But I'll still let y'all decide. Things to consider before voting:
1) I've found similar items to the black SOD that even Forever21 calls a shirt.
2) Green's dress, on the other hand, can be found at stores that strippers shop at.

Shirtordress Type #7a: The Long Shirt

2009-07-25T13:19:00.000-04:00

The Long Shirt As a Dress: It's a mystery and so is "mank ind." I know, they are definitely long enough to be dresses. Sure, the fingertips rule (standard dress code procedure - if a garment is longer than your fingertips, it's long enough) could be cited here. However, I could wear an XL t-shirt and it would be long enough to be a "dress" by these standards. But the shape isn't there. The structure isn't there. And I've seen some shorts that are super short but are still super cute. So the fingertips rule doesn't cut it for me always when determining shirtordressness.

Check out past posts on this subject, this one being my favorite!

What do y'all think?

Sit Down!

2009-07-23T13:08:00.000-04:00

On second thought... Stand up!

JD'S Helpful Hint of the Week
Yeah, sure. Dey in da club. I understand sometimes girls skank it up to go dancing. I get it. I *MAY* have even worn some questionable items myself in my glory days (MAY=Yes, I definitely did). Still, my ass would have never been touching that skanked up club couch. UMMMMMMMM no thanks. Ew. Oh yeah, sure we think nothing of taking 5 minutes to meticiously lay down toilet paper before peeing in a public place (or we utilize the hovering technique), but girls think nothing of letting their asses rub up on a skank couch. Ladies, I've seen people having sex in da club before. Might want to lay down some TP on the couch, too, if you're going to let your ass hang out like this. Just saying...

If a Hemline could make the Mile High Club...

2009-07-22T12:49:00.002-04:00

Regrettably, Rebecca remembered to pack everything but her pants.

Hi Ho Silver! Away!

2009-07-10T10:05:00.000-04:00

No, seriously. Get the eff away.
This goes in the "guys who hire escorts as dates for weddings" file. Seriously. This is a prostitute, right?