Shirty Gonzales

Ah, Cinco de Mayo. A day when Americans shamelessly exploit a date that's really not too big of a deal in Mexico's history (no it's not Mexican Independence Day) by drinking margaritas, downing tequila, and making really bad Mexican jokes and use of Mexican words/cathphrases/whatever. Seriously if I hear "Si Senorita" or another Three Amigos reference today I'm going to go loco. 

This, my friends, is a poncho.

I say this is not a dress. Comprende?

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Shirt, dress, or Poncho?

Not that it'd keep you really dry when it rains but... yeah. UGH.
It looks like some glorified "Walk of Shame" fashion spread in Vogue. Who the hell did she hook up with? Peter Griffin? Lois is going to be SOOO pissed.