Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Quit with the PDAs!

Seriously, I hate public displays of ass.
This image burned into your mind via Maxie's blackberry and AT&T. More bars in more places. Which also describes Maxie's alma mater (for that matter)...

Well Ahoy there matey!

We can see your scuttle-butt.

Thanks to Anon Y. Mous for sending this in!

Monday, May 11, 2009


And this doesn't make you think of bees?

Also, I'm starting a movement. What fashion designer got together with Hot Topic and decided that it would be a great idea to make tube bottoms? In related news, Hot Topic's maternity section has never been hotter.

"My baby doesn't kick when I smoke my menthols. Must mean Baby Lemonjello likes it!"

Dear Gawd.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Week 2

I'll continue the "Wednesdays We Wear Pink!" feature as long as Wet Seal continues to carry shirts the color of Pepto Bismol.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Ay Yi Yi!

I got this email from Emmeline recently:

Tan mientras que practicaba surf la nueva sección de vestir del Web site americano de la ropa destapé algo horrible: Andele! Andele! Arriba! Arrible!

El vestido de la camisa

¿cuál es esta locura? donde esta los banos? Ole!

Aparece como si puede ser que sea una longitud conveniente en el cuadro principal de la exhibición, por lo menos cuando está ceñido sin embargo cuando usted chasca encendido más opiniónes que llega a ser obvio que es lo más ciertamente posible una camisa.
El queso es viejo y mohoso.

- e

So while surfing the New clothing section of the american apparel website I uncovered something horrible:

the shirt dress

what is this madness?

it appears as if it might be a suitable length in the main display picture, at least when belted however when you click on more views it becomes obvious that it is most certainly a shirt.

No se, Em. No se.
shirt or dress?
Myspace Glitter Graphics

This post has been brought to you by Cinco de Mayo and the horrible translation capabilities of Yahoo! Babelfish.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Calling all Oregon readers!

Anyone who has pictures from this event, please email us PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

The best quote:

"We put on the longest shirts we had," pleaded player Kevin Minderhout. "We have some jerseys that are pretty long."