At Least Her Arms are Covered?

Um...............................

You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding.

Jolly Green Notwearingpants

I couldn't decide which one was worst in this picture....

...until I saw this one.

But I'll still let y'all decide. Things to consider before voting:
1) I've found similar items to the black SOD that even Forever21 calls a shirt.
2) Green's dress, on the other hand, can be found at stores that strippers shop at.

Shirtordress Type #7a: The Long Shirt

The Long Shirt As a Dress: It's a mystery and so is "mank ind." I know, they are definitely long enough to be dresses. Sure, the fingertips rule (standard dress code procedure - if a garment is longer than your fingertips, it's long enough) could be cited here. However, I could wear an XL t-shirt and it would be long enough to be a "dress" by these standards. But the shape isn't there. The structure isn't there. And I've seen some shorts that are super short but are still super cute. So the fingertips rule doesn't cut it for me always when determining shirtordressness.

Check out past posts on this subject, this one being my favorite!

What do y'all think?

Sit Down!

On second thought... Stand up!

JD'S Helpful Hint of the Week
Yeah, sure. Dey in da club. I understand sometimes girls skank it up to go dancing. I get it. I *MAY* have even worn some questionable items myself in my glory days (MAY=Yes, I definitely did). Still, my ass would have never been touching that skanked up club couch. UMMMMMMMM no thanks. Ew. Oh yeah, sure we think nothing of taking 5 minutes to meticiously lay down toilet paper before peeing in a public place (or we utilize the hovering technique), but girls think nothing of letting their asses rub up on a skank couch. Ladies, I've seen people having sex in da club before. Might want to lay down some TP on the couch, too, if you're going to let your ass hang out like this. Just saying...

If a Hemline could make the Mile High Club...

Regrettably, Rebecca remembered to pack everything but her pants.

Hi Ho Silver! Away!

No, seriously. Get the eff away.
This goes in the "guys who hire escorts as dates for weddings" file. Seriously. This is a prostitute, right?

Candystripper

No, I spelled it right. Check out this picture.

Multiple Offender Award: Mariah Carey

Congrats, Miss Mariah. You win.
Is Amanda Bynes is trying to be like Mariag Carey someday! oooh someday! Get it? Hahaha.

I see London! I see France!

I see this tourist's underpants.*



*I think I've used this line before, but I don't really effing care. I'm recycling. Stay green, SOD readers. Stay green.

OhMyGawd Becky LOOK at her Butt!

It is so big! Hey, Sir Mix-A-Lot said nothing about showing everyone what color underwear you're wearing...