Wednesday, December 31, 2008
"To stop thinking that wearing boots equals wearing pants."
"To stop showing my vagina in public"
"To stop dressing like a skanky pregnant lady"
"I dunno...maybe I should stop telling people that I'm a 'dancer.'"
" Haha! Yeah, you're no ballerina... hey, anyone want a lap dance?"
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
And for all of you lolcats out there who loved yesterday's post, this is for you:
Today's picture was sent in by a reader with a website that has nothing to do with shirts or dresses... but it's nice to know we are getting readership from fire protection engineers! Remember kids - only you can prevent shirtordresses.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
I mean, don't you want to look at photos like this? Cats are dumb and all (IMO dogs rule!), but they photograph well.
So... what if lolcats changed its name to lolshirts?
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
"Shirt Tales" was a TV cartoon about a panda bear, tiger, mole, raccoon, and a monkey that lived together in a tree, wore t-shirts, and zipped around the world in an imaginary car/jet/boat/submarine avoiding the park ranger. I'm not really certain what the point was like why would a raccoon live with a panda???, but it's important to remember that this was created in a decade that also spawned a certain cartoon about a bunch of tiny blue things that lived in mushrooms so.... whatever. People did drugs in the 80's. Obviously.
On the other hand, the "Shirt Dress Gang" is a bunch of skanks who forgot to wear pants while cramming around the DJ booth as a means to work out their daddy issues. they also probably do drugs (obviously).
Coincidentally, this DJ hasn't seen this must action since "Shirt Tales" last aired in 1985.
*Okay, technically there is really only one shirtordress in this picture. The others are just skanking out in lowrise jeans or just really short skirts, but any excuse for me to bust out my Microsoft paint skillz and I'm there! Thus, the ShirtDress Gang is born.
email your ShirtDress Gang pics to: email@example.com
Alright, now the poll (for the girl on the left):
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
THIS item is clearly filed under tops on their website. Thanks for portraying it as a "top" so well, F21!
Also in the tops section...
WHATTHEHELLISGOINGON??!! Isn't she cold!? It's effing winter!
Screw Forever 21, I'm shopping at Charlotte Russe for all my socheaptheyllfallapartafteronewash items. Surely they would never mis label a shirt as a dre- aw, crap! Nevermind.
Apparently, you must pay more for a decent amount of fabric. Which I guess makes sense...
Banana Republic, here I come!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Shirt? Check. Fishnets? Check. Pants?
Shirt(s)? Check. Purple bangles? Check. Pants?
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Says P.H in (I'm assuming) Ohio:
"Hey girls, I was out in downtown Columbus recently and there was a gaggle of middle aged woman who by the sight of their hair are still living in 1985! But apparently these 1985 loving townies love shirtordresses as well! I took the best pictures possible. Enjoy!!"
Obviously, this woman doesn't pay attention to the labels when ordering from Newport News. It's a sweater, not a dress. Oh! And it comes in Magenta! I'll let my mom know.
And what is the white??? Her underwear? Are you kidding me??? Note to cougar: Invest in nude panties.
That is all.
You can vote for multiple items in today's poll btdub...
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
We are writing in order to report an error on your website. Instead of "tunic top," you have labeled this item a "sweater-knit hooded dress." Clearly, this is not a dress! Pairing an item with silver shoes doesn't automatically make it suitable to wear without pants. We expect this error to be fixed ASAP to prevent as many juniors as possible from walking around like this in public.
Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.
Essodee and JD
Monday, December 8, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
And according to the movie, "Just Friends," it's a shirt.
Or, more specifically, a shirt best suited for the night time when you are trying to seduce your formerly fat childhood best friend who is now rich and hot.
*The title of today's post is from a song from the movie. If you haven't seen "Just Friends," you should rent/buy it now. Great holiday flick! And Anna Faris is awesome.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
That's what Rod Stewart should start singing to his daughter, Kim.
It's a sweater.
Here's to Kim Stewart! The recipient of December's "Repeat Offender Award!"
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Oh yeah, that black thing is a shirtordress as well. There is just WAY too much going on in this picture...
By the way, they are shirts. So... I'm not going to even offer you dress option in today's poll.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
This is NOT okay.
This is probably fine.
Although I'm not sure why she'd need the purse. But I digress...
Britney: Sarah Jessica Parker could wear it as a dress
Asst: You're not Sarah Jessica Parker.
Britney: You don't think?
Asst: It's a shirt.
Britney: Okay, it's a shirt.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She finally figured it out. We were worried...
I secretly looooove Britney. :)
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
So I guess this is her during her "day out with friends..." because I'm pretty sure pink in the corner isn't her hot date.
....at a bar....
...in the bathroom...
I'm told that a majority of the pictures from recent posts are all girls that hang out with each other. You think that when they get ready to go out, they say "Okay! I have to go get shirted" in lieu of getting dressed? Yeah, I think so, too.
Ooooh also, it seems that Shirt or Dress has received an award from both Scarlett & Gigi so I think this means Essodee and me are moving up in the world. Sweet. And I'll blog more about it over here...
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Oh really!? Then WHY is your model wearing NEITHER?
Thanks to Kim Burley for submitting this gem.
Also from Macys:
Somehow, I think everyone would ask me who I hooked up with the night before if I wore this during a "day out with friends." Who wants brunch? I'm wearing this. Seriously, M. You're lucky that I love your Thanksgiving Day parade and your one day sales or else I'd be cutting up my Macy's card stat...
Monday, November 24, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Like. Seriously. People are just screwing with me now, right? This can't be real. Someone sent this as a joke, right? "Oh hey - let's send this over to that chick who has that shirt or dress blog hahahaha."
Does anyone have friends anymore????
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Pink, I really love the open toe slingbacks you're wearing with your shirt.
Blue, All I have to say is "Shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And Brown? What can brown do for you? Hell if I know what hookers charge these days.
Finally, to Leopard... okay, so that's a dress (an ugly dress).
I think Brown wins the "most shirty of all shirtdresses so far in this blog" award. Congratulations. Your friends must hate you.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
This is my guest post on Shirt or Dress. To be honest I had some
great post ideas that involved me or my friends dressing in drag and
having my friends girlfriend comment on our attire. Sadly it did not
work out due to time constraints and a heavy workload.
So instead I ran through my facebook photos for some scantly
clothed females that might have attended one of my frat parties back
in the day. I realize that our parties were in a cold frat basement so
their weren't a lot of skirts/dresses going on.
The bars would have been perfect for documenting said phenomenon
(shirt or dress) however I rarely bring cameras to bars with me so
I've got none of that.
Instead I've got a girl that caught my friends eye during beer pong
and led to my several wins. She was dressed up as a slu.... cop? I'm
pretty sure she was wearing a dress but when sitting down looked like
she was wearing nothing. I would call this outfit more of a shirt as
the dress part is clearly not doing it's job.
Please ignore the hand with the ping pong ball attached to the body
wearing the priest outfit.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Oh. You're not pregnant? Huh. Then why the eff are you wearing a maternity shirt??!
Also, your friend washed her kid sister's dress one too many times. She really should use Tide. It keeps your clothes fresher longer (up to 30 washes!)
Finally, who's the guy wearing the jean shorts? AND Ed Hardy shirt. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. This entire picture is atrocity at it's worst. If he were wearing sunglasses, I think my head would explode.