Thursday, January 29, 2009

Personally, I blame Nelly for pointing out the temperature of the room and suggesting how to alleviate the heat.

The other day, I was telling my friend about this blog and she told me this story:

"This may sound bad, but one time I went out to a club and I got really hot, so I just took my jeans off because I burning up. My shirt was kinda long so it worked...."

Now you're probably thinking, "Oh, you must be friends with Da Brat, JD. That's super cool. She has Fraggle Rock hair!" No, I am NOT friends with Da' Brat, but she has apparently had the same thought as my friend on at least one occasion.

If you want to try this at home, at least remove the jeans entirely before you skank it up. This just looks like a hasty return to the stage after a bathroom break.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Maybe the S stands for Shirt and not Serena...

Pantyhose doesn't equal Leggings, Blake Lively. And even if they did, leggings aren't pants, Blake Lively. You got that, Blake Lively?


Pants or no pants?

You decide!
Pants... or
No pants!

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Reality Check: It's a shirt

Mindy, from NBC's reality show Momma's Boys, is a pretty girl. She seems sweet. So why is she wearing a baggy tunic (aka SHIRT) as a dress? Cmon, chica.

Mindy's not the only reality show star to wear this trend. The Ikki Twins - yeah, Ikki is right, are apparently repeat offenders according to Maxie over at I Hate So Much. Wow. Seriously??

They're kidding, right?

Monday, January 19, 2009

...One step closer to pop culture!

I really think it's hilarious how many people I know have seen this blog and are now obsessed with shirtordress hunting. It makes me laugh, it makes me cry, it makes me think - where the hell is my book deal?

Writes S.Vincent:

"I was at a little basement soirée in NYC and saw this chick parading around in her shirt. Of course, I nearly lost my shit cause you were the first person I thought of. It was quite a small party and I wasn’t sure how I was going to snap a picture of this girl without looking like a total creep. Then whammy, the humiliation gods determined she was destined for web fame and provided a sparkler to distract her attention for countless minutes. It felt like fate. I could have taken sixty pics for the amount of time she was mesmerized by it, but I figure just one will do for now."

Thank you, humiliation gods!

Friday, January 16, 2009

I Love Bebe but...

...this is getting out of hand. It's okay! It's belted! Ta-da. Dress.

And to my male readers - sure, she looks great in it but can you imagine what would happen if someone who is not 5'10" and 105 pounds wore it? Not. Pretty.

Remember this post?

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Who Wore it Worst?

These aren't the same shirts... um.. I mean, dresses, but same color so who wore it worst? Remember, vote for the MOST atrocious shirtordress.


The Shirtordress Gang is back!

And this time they are wearing tights!

C'mon, girls. Tights do not equal leggings. Or pants.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

How to make a Shirt into a dress

1) Grab shirt that is made of stretchy material.
2) Tell yourself, "Hey! hey there, self! I don't have time to pick out matching pants!"
3) Grasp bottom of "dress"
4) Pull.
5) Pull some more.
6) Not that much! People will want to see your ass/vajayjay/underwears.

The result:

Thanks to Subway Gal for bringing this to our attention.

Also, I'm in Vegas and I think I saw the fabric used to made Lindsay Lohan's shirtordress in one of the casinos.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Your voice counts!

You want us to decide, Body Central? Alright, we will...

Thanks to Angela for sending this in! Also, check out more from Body Central... ahaha!

*Also, somehow yesterday's post had no poll - SHAMEFUL! So sorry about that, it is fixed now! VOTE!

Monday, January 5, 2009

Auld Lang Shirt

Happy New Year! May all shirtordresses be forgot...?

Magenta needs to learn from her friend, Graytights, who understands the proper length for a dress/tights/boots mixup. In case you didn't get a good look at Magenta above, here she is again:

Thanks to Anonymous McDontmentionmyname for sending this in!