Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Exhibit A: You need more stripes.

Like, AT LEAST 2 more. please. OW.

Helpful Hint: If your friend is a foot taller than you, your hemlines shouldn't be in the same spot. Ahem, Snooki, do you hear me??

Monday, January 18, 2010

I'm about to engage in some downtown debauchery. Whatever shall I wear??

An anonymous contributor sent in this picture (along with several others that will also be used in this week's posts) and says:

"This facebook acquaintance is a constant shirt-as-dress offender. That's all I have the patience/stomach to look up now, but know that these photos are from two consecutive weeks of downtown debauchery."

People, they get worse. Stayed tuned for the rest of the pics this week!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010


Let's just discuss the awesomeness of Lamebook.com. The best and worst Facebook fails (and WINS) and a site that entertains me DAILY. I'll wait for you to add it to your reader...

So today's Lamebook post was especially intriguing.

Helpful Hint: Ladies, if your garment is questionable to begin with, you might run into some trouble when you get wasted and get all beer goggly. Just sayin'...

Become a fan of Shirt or Dress? on Facebook!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Gym Tanning Laundry Shirtordress?

I KNOW 4'9" Snooki wears shirts as dresses. My question: since she's basically a midget, is this acceptable? Wouldn't a typical dress drown her? She's still wearing a pretty high hemline but she's so darn cute, I just want to pat her on the poof, feed her a pickle, and say "Good little Snookers" after she punches out some hippo hoodrats for me. they're everywhere, just like ninjas. stupid ninja hippo hoodrats.

I want to see Wendy Williams and Snooki go to Karma together to creep on some guidos. And then maybe Joel McHale can make fun of it for me. THAT would be entertaining.

PS - If anyone can find a picture of JWoWW's Lady Gaga-esque ensemble, let me know. Does she really have a JWoWW belt buckle?

Friday, January 8, 2010


I can't decide whether I like Kesha's - oh, I'm sorry, I mean Ke$ha's song "Tik Tok." I feel like I want to vomit during the verse and dance during the chorus. Makes for an interesting scene on the dance floor to say the least.

My friend, Xtina, is obsessed with her song "Dinosaur," which is about Ke$ha's disgust with older men hitting on her. Hey, Ke$ha, you're the one who rhymed "swagger" with wanting to find boys who "look like Mick Jagger." What the HELL do you expect?? She is SOOO inconsistent. Anyway, there's also this:

I guess pantyhose as pants is the new thing. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Tramp Stamp

I mean, you might as well show off your ink if you got it, right?

I really just can't decide whether the skankiest part of this photo is the tramp stamp, the back rolls, the backless shirt worn as a dress, the see-thru shirt worn as a dress, the cigarette ass grab, etc etc etc... so many choices. But seriously, doesn't the guy know that her dress is probably seriously flamable? That's GOT to be a fire hazard. Discuss.