Friday, April 30, 2010

Dress: Australian for Shirt

Foster's isn't actually Australian for beer. Despite the claims of the ads, apparently it's not widely enjoyed in Australia. Liars. 

Okay... so today I'm back again with the Aussie humor. I'm sorry, Australia. REALLY I AM. Although you really shouldn't be complaining. Y'all have koala bears and men who look like Russell Crowe walking around your streets. Bite me. I'm just MIFFED by your Supre store. MIFFED. 

Here are some samples of Supre's "Dresses."

And this nightmare... which doesn't look really bad until you realize that the shirt is see-thru and her tights are showing. Listen, Supre.  I know that water spins differently in your toilets and stuff down there, but seriously!? Seriously!?!

Who looks good in this crap? The models don't even look good in this crap.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Crotch-adile Dundee

Yesterday's Aussie post was so fun, let's continue the bad jokes, shall we? I've been informed of a really awful store in Australia called "Supre" which, in my opinion, is the worst thing to happen to Australia since the movie, "Australia." Anyway, Everyone remembers this scene brought to you by the legendary Paul Hogan:

Dear Supre:
This isn't a dress.

THIS is a dress.

Cue bad 80's music soundtrack. ANNNNNNND scene.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Didgeridoo'nt wear this as a dress...

A loyal reader in Australia sent in this pic, aptly titled "Lingerie and Heels." Sounds like a bad cop duo.

"Oh G'day mate - Who are those shelias fighting crime on the streets of Sydney?"
"Oh, G'day mate as well - that's just Lingerie and Heels. Blah blah blah shrimp on the barbie."

Isn't my Australian awesome? I totally worked at an Outback Steakhouse for a summer in college. Anyway, back to this picture of a bunch of shelias (not fighting crime - more like committing crimes of fashion) skanking it out with their bums hanging out (wonder how you say "skanking out" in Aussie? Anyone?) I realize that not everyone in this Shirtordress Gang is participating in the debauchery, but we've got some contenders in there. Namely, Boobs McGee in the front row. Seriously, I can see down under. Ah, c'mon! You knew I was going to use that one.

Friday, April 23, 2010

FTW Friday

Yes, you can wear a shirt as a dress? I really, really like this look. It's cute and fun - the shirt is long enough and the belt gives it a nice shape. Do you think this is a win?

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Here they go again...

Anonymous writes:
I don't think there is enough material to really constitute these as dresses, especially since they don't have backs either. 

They are just very very very short.

They also look as if they are in the middle of a girls on cars montage in a bad 80's hair band music video. In fact as I write this post, I'm listening to Quiet Riot for inspiration. True story. And I want to bang my head against the wall after seeing this picture. 

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I Want My Pink Shirt Back!

Y'all know I love a good Mean Girls reference
And on Wednesdays, we wear pink. 

Poor Damian. He just wants his pink shirt back! Poor girl. Her vajayjay is hanging out. 

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The most SHOCKING Shirt or Dress entry YET!

We all know Jake Pavelka likes to walk around the house without a shirt not that anyone watching minded... Witness:

But last night, America saw Jake dance without pants.

We're not biased over here at SoD, Jake! THIS IS NOT A DRESS! :P

Short-tee Wants Bottles in the Club...

To be fair, it looks like her friend is wearing a lace top and lace booty shorts so what do we really expect? Birds of a feather...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

WTF? I'm sexist?

Apparently, I'm a hateful bitch. And a sexist! And a dude! Um... even though I don't like to show it off in da club, I have a vagina. 

Anyway, back to the part about me not being a sexist. Here's a dude that looks like a total slut bucket.

I'm not sexist, see?! 

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wal-Mart: Roll back your prices on pants.

Seriously, I'm starting to think they just might be too expensive for Walcreatures.

Thanks to @fiafortune for tweeting this delightful disaster, which shows us why ice skating should never be brought to trailer parks.

Shirt or dress or Completely Appropriate for a Lap dance?

Girl needs some money so she can buy more shirts to wear as dresses!

*I had another picture where she was standing up and man was it was bad but now I can't find it. If you submitted this picture, please submit again!