Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Shirt, dress, or Poncho?

Not that it'd keep you really dry when it rains but... yeah. UGH.
It looks like some glorified "Walk of Shame" fashion spread in Vogue. Who the hell did she hook up with? Peter Griffin? Lois is going to be SOOO pissed.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

My Baby Bump Brings All the Boys to the Yard...

Kelis, you're pregnant (well, she was when this photo was taken). Stop with this shit. Your little Nas baby is cold. I guess this is covered up for her, though.
And I'm like, it's a shirt not a dress. Damn right, it's a shirt not a dress.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

you love me! you really love me!

L. submitted this gem via the Shirt Or Dress? Facebook fan page.
Yeah, it says September. I am a dumbass and I didn't see it until, like, December. Whoops. Speaking of "Whoops," what the hell is this?
I mean, if your so-called dress doesn't cover your boobage when you pull it down then guess what?! It's a muthaeffing shirt.

At least she wore a bra.

L., please send me more pictures. This one was awesome!

Monday, December 14, 2009

all that she wants is another bebe

bebe is having a contest on Chictopia for best glittery NYE outfit. Some are fabulous and others are this nonsense.
The hooker boots. The pose. The shirt worn as a dress. UGH.

Sunday, December 13, 2009


I love it when people take stealth pictures! Fellow blogger, Danielle, found this gem and said she couldn't resist taking a snapshot. LOVE. IT. If only more brave souls were like Danielle.

But on to the important stuff....

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Tweet Tweet

I have my tweetdeck set up so that I can search for tweets that contain phrases like "shirt or dress," "wear shirt as a dress," "shirt dress," etc. Some of my favorites shirtordress tweets I have found:

@iBodyCandy I'm mad that girl yall described was DEF the girl I knew lmaooooo!!!!! She always wear shirts as dresses.

Thanks for calling 'that girl' out. iBodyCandy has a good head on her shoulders.


RT@DateWrecks: @MizzTHICKNESS25 dude... have you seen @shirtordress ? i think it would be a solid home for you since you seem to have lost your pants.

Thanks, Jami, for patrolling Twitter and spreading the word!

RT@MORTUARYSTAR: RT @livthrume: - Is this a shirt? Or dress?»»Shirt u need leggins in this weather

It's definitely a shirt.

RT@KristenAshleyy: I could wear my Jane Doe shirt as a dress if I was feeling a little slutty.

Please don't.
RT@aliyaki: I went there after I visited you...and bought a ten dollar "shirt" which I wear as a dress haha

@aliyaki offered to take a picture of her shirtordress for a vote after I RT'd the ridiculousness. No pic yet.
And finally, people who are awesome:
RT@jakes_wifey: @luminate as long as you wear a dress and not just a shirt with leggings and boots that's fine
RT@aeLAviajera: just because the weatherman said there will b sun today does not mean u can wear that shirt as a dress.
Follow shirtordress on Twitter!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Repeat Offender Award: Forever 21

This is about the 3912979384th shirtordress I've found on Forever21. Y'all must think I don't look anywhere else.

But seriously, sorry for the lack of variety in sources but I had to blog about THIS.

Would that cover your ass?

Monday, December 7, 2009

Faith21 > Knit Tops > Dolman Dress w.Belt

I tweeted about this monstrosity on Saturday but thought I should definitely put it in the blog, too. It's from Forever 21's Faith 21 collection, which is offering ridiculous options for plus sized girls (in addition to a couple of really cute items).

Here's the thing - this is clearly labeled "dress" on Forever 21's website, yet it's in the "Knit Tops" section. WTF, F21???? Yes, the title of this post is the actual mapping on the website.
Now, I'm not here to ridicule anyone on their size. We're all beautiful and God's creatures and women of all shapes and sizes can rock it and blahity blah blah. I'm just saying that just because "Faith 21" puts a plus size model in this shiz, doesn't mean she or you can get away with it. Hell, even a skinny bitch would look ridic.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

booty pop!

to wear under your shirtordresses.

Those sound effects are killing me. Seriously.

Lady in Red is wearing no pants

The next line in Lady in Red is "Cheek to Cheek." Yes, I think we can see her "cheek to cheek."

BTW, that "dress" is from H&M and I tried it on a couple weeks ago. It is NOT a dress. It is see-through, tight, and should be paired with skinny jeans or leggings. I think I can see her belly button.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

This showed up in my Inbox...

Email (well, pretty much): "Dear Madam: Please buy this muumuu. Isn't it awesome and flattering?"

Me: No.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

If you Liked it the You Should Have Worn some Pants with It*

I'm sure Beyonce is too busy keeping track of her 17 bags of luggage containing, among other things, 25 wigs, but I'm a little miffed why the usually fashionable diva would step out in her nightshirt. Or maybe since her luggage was staying in a separate hotel room, this is all she had on her. That's fair, I guess.

It's pretty long enough but still looks ODD to me. At least her ass isn't hanging out.

*Yes, I think I used this for a Beyonce shirt joke before, but c'mon, it's a good one. Maybe I could have done: "All the Pantless Ladies! All the Pantless Ladies!" Whatever.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Forever Up My @$$

I love a good trip to Forever21. I mean, I can kill it in there and walk out with a pretty full yellow and black bag of goodies to help me look stylish and pretty. You know, we girls love to look pretty.

But I also have to endure mannequins dressed like this model:

Ladies, y'all KNOW you're not going to look like this model in this Sweater "Dress" and you know you're going to Hooker-it-Up with some Hooking Up Hooker Boots (or as I like to call them, HUH? Boots) and you KNOOOOOW your friends are going to LAF at you behind your back and if you live in the Atlanta area YOU KNOW I'm going to see you out at East Andrews wearing this and snap a pic on my camera phone and post you up here. Sigh. That was a run on sentence.

Please wear this with skinny jeans and some cute black boots that don't go up your knee. I mean, it'd be super cute, right?

Please at LEAST wear some black leggings underneath.

No, tights are NOT pants and you will be ridiculed if you wear them.

Lastly, FAIL if you try to wear these with those patterned tights that look like you have some weird skin rash.

If you don't believe me, bend over. Yes, your lady bits are hanging out. Dress denied. BAM.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Celebs! They're Just Like US!

They open car doors!

"I'm too drunk to feel a draft... at least I'm getting in the PASSENGER side!"

They carry huge Mary Poppins purses!

"I got an umbrella in me bag, I do!"

They wear shirts as dresses!

"I'm hot again, haven't you heard?"

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Oh dang.

Jami over at Date Wrecks emailed me this picture:
From the aptly titled and totally NSFW blog, "I am friends with sluts."

Man, table service is DANGEROUS.

---Don't forget to vote for the AWESOME Olan Mills Portrait in the Halloween Costume Contest! Voting ends Monday!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Guess How Much of My Ass is Showing

Hey you in-your-late-20s-crowd:

Remember that joke - "What kind of jeans are you wearing?"
"I don't know. What kind?"

And on and on and on it went...

It was like our updated Abbott & Costello. Anyway, I still love most of Guess's collection (especially since they have all those "G" belts and jewelry that's perfect for Georgia gamedays), but this? UGGGGGGGGGH.

The fabric looks sooo thin. I mean, really? A dress? Really?

Here's one of the reviews on Macy's:
"it is a really cute short dress, the only thing about it is you need to wear tights or something as it is see through in the bottom."
I really have an issue with you right now, Guess. Because you know some tart is going to prance around in this without tights or get up on top of a bar without underwear and someone is going to be subjected to it. Damnit. Make your clothes more tart-proof.

That is all.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Most Excellent Halloween Costume Ever

Alright, I took a break from blogging this Halloween (...or this fall entirely...sorry). This isn't blog topic related but it is blog worthy.

Please please please please vote for the "Olan Mills Portrait Guy" in the Spiralween costume contest.

Seriously, do y'all want Zombie Girl to win?

In closing, this is the most blog topic related Halloween costume:
Hope y'all have had a fantastic Halloween and I hope to get my head out of the sand VERY soon!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Celebs! They're Just Like US!

Cause normal people pump gas with half their clothes on...

Once I met some Australian guys in Vegas who told me I looked like the Aussie actress Sophie Monk. I had no idea who she was, but of course googled her as soon as I got home. I used to be proud that some foreign dudes would think I resembled her... now, not so much. Really, Sophie? What the eff!?

And LeeAnn... I know you're busy separating from your marriage and being a home wrecker and all, but that doesn't mean your ex gets half your clothes, too!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Is Perez Hilton Overexposed?

I think so. Seen here at the CocoPerez event in New York, Perez chats up Kristin Caverwhatsherface asking about the breeze up his butt. I bet he likes it! Perez, we can M-I-C-your K-E-Y in this shirt! What are you thinking?
More pics of Perez Hilton's shirtordressiness here.

Thanks Lindsay!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

American Appall-al

I don't even need to say much in this post. American Apparel pretty much says it all.

"Originally designed as sleepwear, this chemise can also be worn as a tank top or dress."

And then there's this:





And most importantly, this:

My head just exploded.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Wake me up when this Shirtordress ends...

I DVR'd the VMAs - mainly so I could see Kanye freak out. Will he just stop talking already? During Greenday's fan-filled performance he pulled a chick wearing a shirtordress onto the stage.
Did anyone else notice this? I wish I could find video of this. Check out the silver shirtordress girl to the left of Billie Joe. Way to flash the audience, Silver. Hi ho, indeed.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Are you ready for some Shirtordress??

In case you missed the Sunday Night Football intro last night, here is what Faith Hill wears:

I love Faith Hill but c'mon now - no one else could ever pull this off. Okay maybe Megan Fox could, too...

I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of this look since over the knee boots are hot for 2009. BTW Victoria's Secret is having a 20% off boots sale now - use offer code 20VSBOOTS - which is awesome. :)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sexy Vs. Skanky: The Cardigan Dress

I've recently tweeted about cardigans as dresses. I got an oversized cardigan from American Eagle (okay, fine. It was from TJ Maxx because I'm cheap) and I love it, but I'd never wear it without pants. I saw a chick in San Francisco last week wearing THE EXACT SAME ONE (okay, fine. It was purple - and probably not from TJ Maxx) without pants. I've seen this before. I'm not sure I like the cardigan dress.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

(Looks like he's trying to figure this out, too).

Then I saw this cardigan dress and I was like - Oh, it can be done.

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Friday, September 4, 2009

That Craig and His List

Jami over at Date Wrecks put an ad on Craigslist with this picture:

Oh, sorry. I meant to say Jami from Date Wrecks SENT this to me (check out her post on the matter here). It's actually "sexy blk female looking for help" who posted this on Craigslist.... Other highlights of her post include "full time student" blah blah blah "in need of some help with bill etc." blah blah blah and "BLACK MEN ONLY 21-43." So, if you're a 44 year old white dude, she will not accept your "help with bill."

Sexy Blk Female, if you're reading this, PUT ON SOME F*CKING PANTS. And no to 44+ white men? Do you watch the news? HELLO! Corrupt politicians!!! Duh.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

ihatesomuch guest post

Blogged over in Maxie's world today... no shirt or dress poll, but I did find something equally disturbing. Let's just say some people are a little TOO into Vampires. Check out the post over at ihatesomuch.