Thursday, August 20, 2009

MILTWP

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the term, "MILF." Well, here's a Mom-I'd-Like-To-Wear-Pants or MILTWP. There's your word of the day, kids. Go use it in a sentence. Good luck on the pronunciation.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Open Letter to Da Skanks in Da Club


Dear Skanks,

Listen. I know that attire for da club is typically more revealing than usual. I know that it gets hot in da club and I know that da club expects you to be scantily clad in order to get in for free and in front of other people.

However, Skanks, THIS sh*t is not acceptable. Putting on a sexy short LBD is FAR different than putting on a skanky shirt that is long enough to barely cover your ass. Might I add, anything made of that sh*tty nylon rayon crap-on material needs something underneath it. Seriously.

Thanks,

JD

PS: Thanks for giving me material for my blog.
PPS: Check out this open letter to da skanks in da Cleveland.