
Friday, August 28, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Urban Dictionary
YES! "Shress" has made it to the Urban Dictionary!
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
MILTWP
I'm sure everyone is familiar with the term, "MILF." Well, here's a Mom-I'd-Like-To-Wear-Pants or MILTWP. There's your word of the day, kids. Go use it in a sentence. Good luck on the pronunciation.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Open Letter to Da Skanks in Da Club

Dear Skanks,
Listen. I know that attire for da club is typically more revealing than usual. I know that it gets hot in da club and I know that da club expects you to be scantily clad in order to get in for free and in front of other people.
However, Skanks, THIS sh*t is not acceptable. Putting on a sexy short LBD is FAR different than putting on a skanky shirt that is long enough to barely cover your ass. Might I add, anything made of that sh*tty nylon rayon crap-on material needs something underneath it. Seriously.
Thanks,
JD
PS: Thanks for giving me material for my blog.
PPS: Check out this open letter to da skanks in da Cleveland.

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