Thursday, May 27, 2010

From the trenches...

Occasionally, I actually step away from my computer and make an appearance in regular society Shocking, I know. With the weather warmer, it's impossible not to notice the scores of SoDs out there now and when I see blog material, it's hard for me to not try to get a picture of the offense. Which led to a little crazy seeping out this past weekend.

At a local beer festival, I was telling my friends JT and AB about my blog as well as my disdain for rompers. They were EVERYWHERE. These two already love to people watch, but they took it to a new level after this conversation. Also, Romper Drinking Game was created. JT spotted several SoDs including a particularly heinous one, and I pulled out my iPhone and went on a mission. Meaning I followed this girl halfway across the festival. I'm talking from Beer Station #4 to the stage. I blame Romper Drinking Game. And this is all I have to show for it.
Total FAIL.Nice thumb. Just imagine a black dress shirt with a belt around the waist because that's basically all it was. HORRENDOUS.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Fun With Twitter!!

As you OBVIOUSLY probably already know, we're into social networking. You can find Shirt or Dress? on Twitter, Facebook, and at beer festivals. Any who, I use Tweetdeck to track all the SoD happenings on the interwebs. Love the search functionality. If you mention wearing shirts as dresses in your tweets, I will find you! Here's some fun stuff.

 Thanks to readers who tweet material such as:  @dazzledsteph, who said:
@shirtordress When I saw this postcard on PostSecret today, I immediately thought of you...

 I lose my faith in humanity... 

@onedancinblonde: this is a shirt, but....I'm going to wear it as a dress, is that okay? if its not, i'm still doing it.
 Here's the garmant in question, BTW:

...And regain my faith in humanity, like when @ChristineMiX  tweeted:

Remind me to buy a shirt and wear it as a dress. Apparently, it's all the rage right now. #Geez
Pleasedo not wear: 1. White heels 2. A shirt as a dress 3. Heels w a denim skirt or 4. Your Halloween cat woman costume to a bar. 

 And finally, I laugh a lot. Like @love_lely who has this as her profile pic:
I showed this pic to Jami of Date Wrecks fame/@DateWrecks.The consensus between us was shirt. Or shorts pulled up to her shoulders. Anyway, it gets worse. She also tweeted:
Prof: do u usually take your boyfriends shirt put a belt around it & wear it as a dress? Me: do you usually pay that much attn to me?
Professor give that girl an A! That is, of course, assuming that she's taking a class on how to be defensive and vain.

You're Not Blake Lively...

...But your ass IS hanging out.
Blair Waldorf is going to own you for this!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Shirt, Dress, or Trainwreck?

As Hollywood Gossip so adequately reported, Tila Tequila is ridiculous. Apparently she is signed up for Celebrity Rehab. There are plenty of shirty photos of Ms. Tequila floating around, but this one my favorite. Read: most nauseating. I don't even know if this qualifies as an article of clothing. I mean... what is it??

Thursday, May 20, 2010

From the city who brought you American Apparel...

I was in LA for a couple of days last week and saw some major SoDage out there. After meeting up with some friends for brunch in Santa Monica and some shopping/people watching/singing along to street performers singing Disney tunes on the Promenade, I had my camera out for a group photo while SHE walked by:

BTW, her romped-out friend on the right isn't helping her case much either. Just sayin'...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Shirty Gonzales

Ah, Cinco de Mayo. A day when Americans shamelessly exploit a date that's really not too big of a deal in Mexico's history (no it's not Mexican Independence Day) by drinking margaritas, downing tequila, and making really bad Mexican jokes and use of Mexican words/cathphrases/whatever. Seriously if I hear "Si Senorita" or another Three Amigos reference today I'm going to go loco. 

This, my friends, is a poncho.

I say this is not a dress. Comprende?

Find out what LSHMSFOAIDMT means.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Shirt or Dress? is on Facebook!

And so is "Your XXXL shirt looks like a dress... you're not gangsta or fresh."
Does this picture make anyone wanna JUMP! JUMP! Kris Kross'll make ya do that, I hear. This truly rivals wearing your clothes backwards though....

Become a fan of... sorry "Like" SoD's Facebook page!

*Random Kris Kross reference. Kudos if you got that. You must have been in elementary/middle school in the 90's. :)

Monday, May 3, 2010

From the People Who Brought You Wearing Sunglasses In Da Club...


I wish Ed Hardy would stop making clothes. Please stop making belts. Stop making shirts. Stop making hoodies. Stop making douchebags and douch-VAG's.

Here's what they say about this.. uh... "article of clothing" :

"Sexy Ed Hardy Women's Long Shirt that can be used as a dress."

Used as? Also can be used as skank rag, slut grabber, and coochie reacher.