Friday, March 27, 2009

"It's fun to wear a shirt as a dress!"

Direct quote from this chick's Flickr page. Some highlights include:


You decide:

But would you expect anything less from someone with the above picture in their photo album?? Um... again - really!?

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Will somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!!

The ever-so talented, Laurie, of the Your Ill-Fitting Overcoat writes:
"Even Dora the Explorer is getting in on the shirt-as-dress action! Say it ain't so!"

Soon, Dora will emerge as a tween version of herself, teaching the kids how to say "I'm dressed like a skank" and "my ass is hanging out" in Spanish.

I'd like to refer everyone with children to pick up a copy of the cleverly written, "Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank" by Celia Rivenbark because clearly Nickelodeon and Mattel have not gotten the memo.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

No shoes, no shirt, no service

But apparently you don't have to wear pants?

SOD's faithful reader and designated paparazzo, Kelly Ann, writes:
"I went out for a bachelorette party last night and saw the shirtiest shirt being worn as a dress I have ever seen in my life. I immediately told my friend to pretend to pose while I took pictures of these girls dancing on the bar in their shirts.

The shirtiest of the bunch was the girl in pink and we repeatedly saw her ass when her shirt rode up and one girl told me, 'I saw her fishnet thong....from the front.'

I couldn't get a shot of the shirt riding up because some dude was in the way (getting a free peep show) but I did what I could."

Wait! On second glance, she ISN'T wearing shoes. I think we should change that slogan to:
No shoes, no PANTS, no service.

That sounds much better, yes?

Monday, March 23, 2009


It's a man in a dress!

Or not...

Related post: Dad is that you?

*note: "ghay" is not offensive. it's like fat with a ph.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Your baby's gonna fall out!!!

Seriously, lady. I hope that's just a Chinese food baby... if not, I do NOT want to be around when your water breaks.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

That's Fowl!

What kind of animal print is this??
Oh. Apparently, it's "feather print." Very well.

Thanks to Melody for sending this in!

We're still here!

I went on vacation last week to la-la land. West Land of Shirtordresses. If Vegas is number one, La-la land is a close second for Shirtiest City in the US.

While I was gone, some of our readers sent in some awesome finds:
Heidi Renee says:

"She lost her pants and she liked it!"

Maxie says:
"WTF is up with amanda and the SoD?!"

Finally, Anonymous sent in this picture:
"I recognize that your blog has thoroughly explored the topic of whether tights can substitute for pants. On that basis, this picture is not out of the ordinary. However, I found this outfit particularly interesting because of the belt. Could it be worn any higher? Exactly what is the purpose of that belt?"

Coincidentally, I wore a belt around a shirt on Tuesday and got hell for it. I believe the exact question I was asked was "what exactly is the point of that belt??" which is more or less what Anonymous said.

However, I didn't wear it that high. I swear. And the point of it? My shirt would have looked like a maternity shirt without it. Also, I was wearing pants.

Belt or no belt - is that a shirt or dress?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and Dress

Gigi got this from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who's apparently friends with these two girls who don't seem to have any friends.
At least they have each other... [cue "Lean on Me"]

Now, everyone call your best friend and let them know that you'd never let them leave the house like this!!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

My P**** is Hanging Out!

Oh, more fun from the Britney concert. We didn't experience any microphone malfunctions at the Atlanta show, but in case you haven't heard about what transpired at the Tampa show, here ya go:

I'm glad some of her fans can share that sentiment.

For those of you keeping track, yes, this is the same Shirtordress gang from this post. But I had to get another shot from this angle to bring Black Heels to your attention. No, I don't know what kind of animal she skinned to make that dress, but I'll be sure to let y'all know the next time I see a black and white polyester creature. Furthermore, Red Heels seems to look a lot shirtier from this angle...

Monday, March 9, 2009

Tights are NOT Pants, dammit!

And there is a website devoted to spreading this message:

Learn it, live it, people.

Our I'll-assume-she-wants-to-remain-Anonymous submitter writes:
I totally think they're tights. My question is this: Aren't they worried that the white cotton crotch is going to show?

Apparently this chick doesn't seem to care....
Shirt or dress? Tights or Pants? WARDROBE FAIL.
Finally, here's my homage to

By the way, this site rules! You can even download a "tights are not pants" press kit!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

It's a shirt, bitch!

I had the opportunity to go to Britney's show in Atlanta this past Thursday. Was it amazing? Um yeah. Was she lip syching? Sure but who cares?!?! It's Britney. Any girl or gay man is allowed to like Britney. End of discussion.

Of course I brought my camera so I could take some pictures of Britney, like this one of her on a stripper pole:

However, the concert proved to be an absolute gold mine for this blog. If I were better at being an inconspicuous photog, I could have easily ended up with enough material to blog about on Shirtordress until the end of time (or my memory card got full).

I did manage to get one of this Shirtordress Gang:
There will multiple crimes being committed here (it truly was a SOD Gang), but I think Red Heels is hands down definitely the shirtiest so we'll make the poll about her.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The girl in blue is smoking!

and I don't mean hot. I mean she is increasing the likelihood that she will die of lung cancer.

What? Didn't Purple get memo? "OMG Becki!* You were supposed to wear a BLUE shirt as a dress. DUH! GAWD. You ruin everything."

*yes. she would she spell it with an "i."

And kids. Put the cancer sticks away. This message has been brought to you by Shirtordress.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Linds-see London Linds-see France...

Lindsay has already forgotten that she likes men and now she has forgotten something else: No, really. Take another look:


leg·gings (lgng)
1. Tight-fitting knit trousers, usually worn by women and children.

tights (tts)
1. A snug stretchable garment covering the body from the waist or neck down, designed for general wear by women and girls.
2. A similar garment designed for athletic use, worn especially by acrobats and dancers.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009


I'm guessing that this chick was getting ready and couldn't decide what to wear as nothing seemed to match her disco ball shirt. At least that's what I'd like to think happened. Any other ideas?

Monday, March 2, 2009

The Shirt or Dress Litmus test

If you can't sit down in your SOD without showing your panties, it's a SHIRT. Exhibits A-E below.

Ex. A:
Ex. B
Ex. C
Ex. D

Ex. E
Any questions?

Now, these pictures were all taken in Vegas. They are all shirts. They is no need for analysis here. I was in Vegas about a month ago and one of my friends wanted me to go out with her to Tao. Sure, I thought. However, I didn't bring much in terms of going out clothes as I was in town for a work function and didn't think we'd have the time. So I asked if I could borrow something. EVERYTHING IN THIS GIRL'S CLOSET WAS A SHIRT. Then I realized - the dress code IS a bit different here. Vegas is like Halloween. You can dress like a skank and get away with it, Yes? So my question today is this: Are SOD's okay in Vegas?


Thanks to Lacey for spotting this atrocity at an In-N-Out burger in LA. I love our readers!!!!!