Wednesday, November 26, 2008
So I guess this is her during her "day out with friends..." because I'm pretty sure pink in the corner isn't her hot date.
....at a bar....
...in the bathroom...
I'm told that a majority of the pictures from recent posts are all girls that hang out with each other. You think that when they get ready to go out, they say "Okay! I have to go get shirted" in lieu of getting dressed? Yeah, I think so, too.
Ooooh also, it seems that Shirt or Dress has received an award from both Scarlett & Gigi so I think this means Essodee and me are moving up in the world. Sweet. And I'll blog more about it over here...
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Oh really!? Then WHY is your model wearing NEITHER?
Thanks to Kim Burley for submitting this gem.
Also from Macys:
Somehow, I think everyone would ask me who I hooked up with the night before if I wore this during a "day out with friends." Who wants brunch? I'm wearing this. Seriously, M. You're lucky that I love your Thanksgiving Day parade and your one day sales or else I'd be cutting up my Macy's card stat...
Monday, November 24, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Like. Seriously. People are just screwing with me now, right? This can't be real. Someone sent this as a joke, right? "Oh hey - let's send this over to that chick who has that shirt or dress blog hahahaha."
Does anyone have friends anymore????
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Pink, I really love the open toe slingbacks you're wearing with your shirt.
Blue, All I have to say is "Shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And Brown? What can brown do for you? Hell if I know what hookers charge these days.
Finally, to Leopard... okay, so that's a dress (an ugly dress).
I think Brown wins the "most shirty of all shirtdresses so far in this blog" award. Congratulations. Your friends must hate you.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
This is my guest post on Shirt or Dress. To be honest I had some
great post ideas that involved me or my friends dressing in drag and
having my friends girlfriend comment on our attire. Sadly it did not
work out due to time constraints and a heavy workload.
So instead I ran through my facebook photos for some scantly
clothed females that might have attended one of my frat parties back
in the day. I realize that our parties were in a cold frat basement so
their weren't a lot of skirts/dresses going on.
The bars would have been perfect for documenting said phenomenon
(shirt or dress) however I rarely bring cameras to bars with me so
I've got none of that.
Instead I've got a girl that caught my friends eye during beer pong
and led to my several wins. She was dressed up as a slu.... cop? I'm
pretty sure she was wearing a dress but when sitting down looked like
she was wearing nothing. I would call this outfit more of a shirt as
the dress part is clearly not doing it's job.
Please ignore the hand with the ping pong ball attached to the body
wearing the priest outfit.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Oh. You're not pregnant? Huh. Then why the eff are you wearing a maternity shirt??!
Also, your friend washed her kid sister's dress one too many times. She really should use Tide. It keeps your clothes fresher longer (up to 30 washes!)
Finally, who's the guy wearing the jean shorts? AND Ed Hardy shirt. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. This entire picture is atrocity at it's worst. If he were wearing sunglasses, I think my head would explode.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Anonymous from Anonymousville in North Anonymouslina writes:
I am sad to admit I went to high school with these skanks. I saw this picture and immediately thought of your blog. Enjoy.
And attached was this lovely picture, lovingly saved as "skanks.jpg."So, I'm pretty sure these girls are Anonymous's best friends EVER.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Friday at my work (on a college campus) I saw the most egregious shirt v. dress crisis IN THE WORLD, and because you have this amazing blog dedicated to this exact topic, I felt that I should share:
amazing!? did she call my blog amazing?! yeah, that sounds about right.
A young woman was wearing what is WITHOUT A DOUBT a shirt paired with sheer black tights. She seemed to think that the tights solved the problem of her wearing a shirt as a dress, which, in the case of actual leggings, I might be willing to forgive her for, but in the case of SHEER NYLONS I can't. From the front this outfit just looked awkward (and weather inappropriate, as it's mid-November in Seattle), but when she passed me and I saw 1/3 of her ASS, unflatteringly covered by black sheer tights, I was horrified. If your messenger bag causes your shirt to ride up and expose your ass, you cannot under any circumstances try to pass it off as a dress. It's that simple.
SHEER NYLONS? In Seattle? At least they were not "nude" or "suntan." Yeah, I know all of the Leggs' shades. Also, I'm suspecting this chick is definitely not an "A" or "B" size.
So the moral of my anecdote is this, I guess: shirts worn as dresses must be paired with leggings or real pants. Tights are not an acceptable substitute.
That's all. I felt like you'd be the most sympathetic ear for this story. Also I should mention that I haven't gotten any work done since I started looking at pictures of SODs.
How funny! I haven't gotten any work done since I started writing it...
Yes. Let's all take a moment to reflect on the lesson learned from this lil' vignette just shared with you. Now, dear readers, go spread this lesson so that no one you know, love, and/or care about subjects an innocent bystander to this sort of atrociousness.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Here's some good ole' fashioned SEC football humor for you non-SEC football fans!
As a Georgia girl, I must perpetuate the oldest rivalry in the south. See, Auburn's mascot is a Tiger, their 'battlecry' is "War Eagle," and there's something else about a Plainsman, too. It's like - make up your mind, Auburn! Tiger? War Eagle? Plainsman? Shirt? Dress?!
BTW, our mascot is WAY cuter.
So, in honor of the 112th meeting between Georgia and Auburn tomorrow, which is it? Shirt or dress? I happen to think Miss WarEagleAubieTigerPlainswoman bought an extra large shirt and wore it as a dress, but who the eff knows. Maybe it's a battlecry...
*Thank you to a certain WarEagleAubieTigerPlainswoman for sending this in! And GO DAWGS!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
"Shelly, it's Regis - I'm here with Amber. She needs your help - Amber go."
"Hey Shelly! OMG! This is soooo, like, cool! Hey - so the question is - Am I wearing a shirt or dress? Okay - 10 seconds... 5 seconds... Okay - she said I'm wearing a shirt. But I TOTALLY think it's a dress. Okay I don't know. I think I'm going to poll the audience!"
And then the audience is like, you're a f*cking moron.
To all the Bobsey Twins running around like this with no pants on - QUIT ENABLING EACH OTHER!
That is all.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
This is so horrible, I blacked out the faces of everyone in the picture.
The question is: what is she wearing? Here, I'll help you.
This is a shirt:
This is a dress:
And this is a 1940's bathing suit.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Please don't hurt me, Trina. At least, take it to da' house and get some pants on before you kick my ass. kthanksbye.
*technically, y'all voted the last shirtordress a dress so....
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
TIED. 50/50 on shirt OR dress.
Shirt. More specifically, Jennifer Biels's shirt from Flashdance.
Britney Spears, pregnant again.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
I will admit that there are a few fabulous things that have come from the tidal wave we all know as American Apparel. I’m not sure I could live anymore without my American Apparel yoga pants, by far the best invention known to man.
And really, what would keep our Myspace free if it weren’t for those ten thousand American Apparel ads?
But why oh why must you give us the teeny tiny shirt/dress, American Apparel?
First, the shirt pocket frock. Now, I have no idea what a "frock" is, so I don't know how to classify this.
This particular item sort of screams "I just got off the buss in LA from Idaho and will be forced to start turning tricks in about 4.5 minutes"
And my personal favorite, this item is actually listed under Dresses in the menu. Pretty please tell me that I am now 30 and just don't understand the younger generation.
Lastly, let's examine the tube garment. This seems to be neither shirt, nor dress. And I can see nipple, so I can only assume this must be lingerie?
And so...what do you think about American Apparel?
Monday, November 3, 2008
I got this from the ever hilarious "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" website. It's hard to tell where her hemline ends due to the crop of the pic also hard to look with so much doucheyness going on! but I vote a firm SHIRT for this ensemble although it's hardly an ensemble when she's wearing one item of clothing but I digress...
If you know someone who is a douchebag and would like to save them from their turmoil, please click here kthanksbye
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Maria, with a hemline that short, you could BE the entertainment tonight? Hahaha, get it?! Man, I'm funny.