A disclaimer: I am not a hater. I don't want or need to bring people down. I do however find shirtordresses comical. Sorry. I make fun because it's funny. I don't do it because I feel the need to "put people in their place," I simply want to try to understand what makes someone leave the house without pants. Generally, shirtordresses don't give anyone - skinny, fat, athletic, etc - a good look. Some people can pull off this look, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone pull off an elegant and sexy look off in a shirtordress. Minidresses, yes, but not anything we'd be voting on here. At any rate, I think anyone can look and feel beautiful if they have the confidence from within and they certainly don't need to show off their lady bits to achieve that goal. So ladies, stop trying so hard. Save the overt sexiness for the bedroom. Leave a little mystery. With that said, I'm posting a shirtordress FTW today.
I came across this blog entry detailing how to wear a shirtordress and was super impressed. Shocking, someone wearing shirtordresses the correct way. I think she did a great job, thoughts?
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Bathing Suit Cover up or Dress?
Seriously? Yesterday it was Whitney Port using a coat as a dress, today it's this chick trying to use a bathing suit cover up as a dress. I mean, I get it. You want to be comfortable. I'd be okay with this had she been photographed perhaps poolside, at a cabana, in a park, outdoors SOMEWHERE with a drink that requires an umbrella. However, I have it on high authority that this is in da club and that drink requires no decoration of the parasolic type. I mean, this is just stupid looking.
Get the Look (ha! Love the description: "Swimsuit Cover-up Only")
Get the Look (ha! Love the description: "Swimsuit Cover-up Only")
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Another LAMEBOOK Background Check
I seriously feel like 84% of Lamebook Background Check posts include a girl wearing a Shirt or Dress in the background. We've seen these before and I'm sure we'll see them again! This just proves my point that if you want to get made fun of, this garment's for you. Clearly this picture was taken simply to document the sheer ridiculousness of this chick's "outfit."
I really can't tell how this girl thought she could wear this as a dress. I realize she's obviously trying to pull her dress down and that guy is obviously trying to pull her dress up but... it really just doesn't look dresslike in any way to me even with the belt. You can't just throw a belt on a shirt and say - Ta-da! Belt does not make a dress. In other news, that girl's skirt makes me want to play an 80's video game. That is all. Let the voting commence.
I really can't tell how this girl thought she could wear this as a dress. I realize she's obviously trying to pull her dress down and that guy is obviously trying to pull her dress up but... it really just doesn't look dresslike in any way to me even with the belt. You can't just throw a belt on a shirt and say - Ta-da! Belt does not make a dress. In other news, that girl's skirt makes me want to play an 80's video game. That is all. Let the voting commence.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
15th Century Walk of Shame?
Seriously, is this what Maid Marian wore home from Robin Hood's crib? Must have been embarrassing to walk by all his merry men.
This is made by Dolce? Really?
Check out some Steamy Robin Hood moves:
This is made by Dolce? Really?
Check out some Steamy Robin Hood moves:
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Rielle-ly?
Some people are ridiculous. Rielle Hunter is famous for being John Edwards's mistress. And now she's pissed that GQ ran racy picture of her in a shirt. Maybe she thought it was a dress?
Monday, March 15, 2010
Tights are STILL not pants.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Despite warning from retailers*, people are still wearing tights as pants. Last week at dinner at a casual Mexican restaurant, I saw no less than four girls in 5 minutes wearing what seems to be the "ah! It's below 60 in Atlanta so what do I wear!" outfit.
- Tights. Tights That Are NOT Pants but are in fact tights. Not leggings. TIGHTS. Leggings are opaque.
- Shirt that isn't tunic length. At least wear a tunic length shirt if you're wearing Tights that are NOT pants.
- Uggs over Tights That Are Not Pants.
*Yes, that is an American Apparel tag. I'm shocked as well.
Despite warning from retailers*, people are still wearing tights as pants. Last week at dinner at a casual Mexican restaurant, I saw no less than four girls in 5 minutes wearing what seems to be the "ah! It's below 60 in Atlanta so what do I wear!" outfit.
- Tights. Tights That Are NOT Pants but are in fact tights. Not leggings. TIGHTS. Leggings are opaque.
- Shirt that isn't tunic length. At least wear a tunic length shirt if you're wearing Tights that are NOT pants.
- Uggs over Tights That Are Not Pants.
*Yes, that is an American Apparel tag. I'm shocked as well.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Shirt, Dress, or Garbage Bag?
Yay for more reader submissions! Said reader says this chick is a chronic offender and this is one of many (I hope said reader sends more!)
First off, so many questions! Why would someone wear a white garbage bag as a dress? Is the girl in black mini dress girl pregnant? Why did the one girl steal my grandma's tablecloth and what's she so damn pissed off about?
Maybe I should poll y'all on what brand you think it is. But I think it's obvious to us all that it is indeed a tall kitchen bag (probably unscented with convenient draw-string closure).
Now Crochet Bitch, give me back my grandma's tablecloth!
First off, so many questions! Why would someone wear a white garbage bag as a dress? Is the girl in black mini dress girl pregnant? Why did the one girl steal my grandma's tablecloth and what's she so damn pissed off about?
Maybe I should poll y'all on what brand you think it is. But I think it's obvious to us all that it is indeed a tall kitchen bag (probably unscented with convenient draw-string closure).
Now Crochet Bitch, give me back my grandma's tablecloth!
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Please Finnish Your Outfit.
Shirtordress is international!
Anonymous from Finland writes:
Shirt = paita
Or = tai / vai
Mekko = skirt
So in Finnish, "Shirt or Dress" would be "Paita vai mekko?"
Anonymous from Finland writes:
Yea I'm from Finland :--D And I don't think I'm the first "international" follower of your blog since it's been linked to lamebook :)Let's learn some vocabulary, shall we?
Shirt = paita
Or = tai / vai
Mekko = skirt
So in Finnish, "Shirt or Dress" would be "Paita vai mekko?"
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Not so Pretty in Pink
I've said it before and I'll say it again. "People of Wal-Mart" offers constant amusement. This isn't a shirt, it's a skirt. I think...
Michelle, who emailed me and said my site rocks (thanks Michelle!), sent in this creature. I have no effing clue what the hell is going on here. Again, tights are not pants and those tights should just not be owned anyway. And black underwear? c'mon.
At least it matches?
Here's a picture from the not-as-successful "People of K-Mart" website:
K-creatures just aren't as interesting.
Michelle, who emailed me and said my site rocks (thanks Michelle!), sent in this creature. I have no effing clue what the hell is going on here. Again, tights are not pants and those tights should just not be owned anyway. And black underwear? c'mon.
At least it matches?
Here's a picture from the not-as-successful "People of K-Mart" website:
K-creatures just aren't as interesting.
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