Three Things:
1) J.Simps explains how she didn't want her pants to split in the middle of her performance. So she wears a skort. What? I feel like it's that episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets fat so he can be on disability and then goes and buys a Moomoo because it's the only thing that will fit him. Jess just gave up, right? Homer Simpson? Jessica Simpson? Coincidence??
2) Who the eff wears a skort???
3) No, seriously... who the eff wears a skort!?
Answer:
Tennis Players
10 year old cheerleaders
And Jessica Simpson...
Heinous.
