Thursday, July 23, 2009

Sit Down!

On second thought... Stand up!

JD'S Helpful Hint of the Week

Yeah, sure. Dey in da club. I understand sometimes girls skank it up to go dancing. I get it. I *MAY* have even worn some questionable items myself in my glory days (MAY=Yes, I definitely did). Still, my ass would have never been touching that skanked up club couch. UMMMMMMMM no thanks. Ew. Oh yeah, sure we think nothing of taking 5 minutes to meticiously lay down toilet paper before peeing in a public place (or we utilize the hovering technique), but girls think nothing of letting their asses rub up on a skank couch. Ladies, I've seen people having sex in da club before. Might want to lay down some TP on the couch, too, if you're going to let your ass hang out like this. Just saying...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How about a matching bra??