Dear Skanks,
Listen. I know that attire for da club is typically more revealing than usual. I know that it gets hot in da club and I know that da club expects you to be scantily clad in order to get in for free and in front of other people.
However, Skanks, THIS sh*t is not acceptable. Putting on a sexy short LBD is FAR different than putting on a skanky shirt that is long enough to barely cover your ass. Might I add, anything made of that sh*tty nylon rayon crap-on material needs something underneath it. Seriously.
Thanks,
JD
PS: Thanks for giving me material for my blog.
PPS: Check out this open letter to da skanks in da Cleveland.
2 comments:
In Vegas, it was very easy to pick out the skanky dresses.
Although I was not one of those people.
And why, oh why, do the girls in these contraptions always insist on hopping up on a table or chair to dance. Seriously? Side note: panties, ladies. Panties.
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