Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Open Letter to Da Skanks in Da Club

Dear Skanks,

Listen. I know that attire for da club is typically more revealing than usual. I know that it gets hot in da club and I know that da club expects you to be scantily clad in order to get in for free and in front of other people.

However, Skanks, THIS sh*t is not acceptable. Putting on a sexy short LBD is FAR different than putting on a skanky shirt that is long enough to barely cover your ass. Might I add, anything made of that sh*tty nylon rayon crap-on material needs something underneath it. Seriously.



PS: Thanks for giving me material for my blog.
PPS: Check out this open letter to da skanks in da Cleveland.


Allison M. said...

In Vegas, it was very easy to pick out the skanky dresses.

Although I was not one of those people.

Anonymous said...

And why, oh why, do the girls in these contraptions always insist on hopping up on a table or chair to dance. Seriously? Side note: panties, ladies. Panties.