Sexy Vs. Skanky: The Cardigan Dress

I've recently tweeted about cardigans as dresses. I got an oversized cardigan from American Eagle (okay, fine. It was from TJ Maxx because I'm cheap) and I love it, but I'd never wear it without pants. I saw a chick in San Francisco last week wearing THE EXACT SAME ONE (okay, fine. It was purple - and probably not from TJ Maxx) without pants. I've seen this before. I'm not sure I like the cardigan dress.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:
Xzibit:

(Looks like he's trying to figure this out, too).

Then I saw this cardigan dress and I was like - Oh, it can be done.

Open Letter to Da Skanks in Da Club

Dear Skanks,

Listen. I know that attire for da club is typically more revealing than usual. I know that it gets hot in da club and I know that da club expects you to be scantily clad in order to get in for free and in front of other people.

However, Skanks, THIS sh*t is not acceptable. Putting on a sexy short LBD is FAR different than putting on a skanky shirt that is long enough to barely cover your ass. Might I add, anything made of that sh*tty nylon rayon crap-on material needs something underneath it. Seriously.

Thanks,

JD

PS: Thanks for giving me material for my blog.
PPS: Check out this open letter to da skanks in da Cleveland.

Sexy versus Skanky

Sexy: A green scoopneck top with jeans

Skank: Just a Green scoopneck top:

Sexy: cute plaid tops
Skanky: A shirt you wear as a dress that makes you look like a cross between a lumberjack and a bumblebee.

Sexy: Wearing your boyfriend's shirt to bed without pants
Skanky: Wearing your boyfriend's shirt out in public without pants.
Any questions?