Guess How Much of My Ass is Showing

Hey you in-your-late-20s-crowd:

Remember that joke - "What kind of jeans are you wearing?"
"Guess"
"I don't know. What kind?"
"Guess."

And on and on and on it went...

It was like our updated Abbott & Costello. Anyway, I still love most of Guess's collection (especially since they have all those "G" belts and jewelry that's perfect for Georgia gamedays), but this? UGGGGGGGGGH.

The fabric looks sooo thin. I mean, really? A dress? Really?

Here's one of the reviews on Macy's:

"it is a really cute short dress, the only thing about it is you need to wear tights or something as it is see through in the bottom."

I really have an issue with you right now, Guess. Because you know some tart is going to prance around in this without tights or get up on top of a bar without underwear and someone is going to be subjected to it. Damnit. Make your clothes more tart-proof.

That is all.