No wait, she's my NEW hero.

Lindsay, a good friend to have in case you want some really neat mittens, is my new hero. She brought this blog and very-appropriate-to-this-site-blog-post to my attention.

People of Walmart, this is genius.

Oh, and no poll today because honestly, if you think this is a dress GET OFF MY BLOG.

Thank Heavens.

This girl is my new hero.

That Craig and His List

Jami over at Date Wrecks put an ad on Craigslist with this picture:


Oh, sorry. I meant to say Jami from Date Wrecks SENT this to me (check out her post on the matter here). It's actually "sexy blk female looking for help" who posted this on Craigslist.... Other highlights of her post include "full time student" blah blah blah "in need of some help with bill etc." blah blah blah and "BLACK MEN ONLY 21-43." So, if you're a 44 year old white dude, she will not accept your "help with bill."

Sexy Blk Female, if you're reading this, PUT ON SOME F*CKING PANTS. And no to 44+ white men? Do you watch the news? HELLO! Corrupt politicians!!! Duh.

ihatesomuch guest post

Blogged over in Maxie's world today... no shirt or dress poll, but I did find something equally disturbing. Let's just say some people are a little TOO into Vampires. Check out the post over at ihatesomuch.

thigh highs are NOT pants

Thanks.

ugh.

Hooker.
Who walks in broad daylight like this? Somebody's doing a walk of shame... !!

Urban Dictionary

YES! "Shress" has made it to the Urban Dictionary!

shirt or dress or lingerie?

Seriously... that's a slip, right?

MILTWP

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the term, "MILF." Well, here's a Mom-I'd-Like-To-Wear-Pants or MILTWP. There's your word of the day, kids. Go use it in a sentence. Good luck on the pronunciation.

Open Letter to Da Skanks in Da Club

Dear Skanks,

Listen. I know that attire for da club is typically more revealing than usual. I know that it gets hot in da club and I know that da club expects you to be scantily clad in order to get in for free and in front of other people.

However, Skanks, THIS sh*t is not acceptable. Putting on a sexy short LBD is FAR different than putting on a skanky shirt that is long enough to barely cover your ass. Might I add, anything made of that sh*tty nylon rayon crap-on material needs something underneath it. Seriously.

Thanks,

JD

PS: Thanks for giving me material for my blog.
PPS: Check out this open letter to da skanks in da Cleveland.