Don't worry dad! A Brazilian Steakhouse and a shirtordress cancel each other out!

This story comes from my brother in Virginia. He and his wife went to a Brazilian steakhouse the other night which basically means they went out for all you can eat meat (they have a red/green flapper and green means keep bringing da meat, red means stop). Apparently there were some high schoolers there for Homecoming dinner (dumbest idea ever).

My brother: Yeah, that has to be the dumbest idea ever. What girl is going to be frisky after eating 4lbs of meat? All you can eat=not getting any.

He then explained that one of the girls was wearing a dress that looked like a slip and that her ass cheeks were close to making an appearance SHIRTORDRESS!SHIRTORDRESS! Of course, given the slip reference... SHIRTORDRESSORLINGERIE! SHIRTORDRESSORLINGERIE!

me: oooh! did it look more like a shirt?

brother: pretty much

me: yes!

you should have taken a picture for my blog

brother: sorry, if I would have known about I would have taken a pic

and risked getting arrested for being a perv

me: no worries

brother: I'll keep it in mind as a prowl the streets

me: yeah, please

My brother said that everybody at his table kept saying - what were her parents thinking???

Which brings me to today's poll: