"This may sound bad, but one time I went out to a club and I got really hot, so I just took my jeans off because I burning up. My shirt was kinda long so it worked...."
Now you're probably thinking, "Oh, you must be friends with Da Brat, JD. That's super cool. She has Fraggle Rock hair!" No, I am NOT friends with Da' Brat, but she has apparently had the same thought as my friend on at least one occasion.
If you want to try this at home, at least remove the jeans entirely before you skank it up. This just looks like a hasty return to the stage after a bathroom break.