People of Walmart strikes again!

Seriously, you don't see this shit in Target.

I love this website. It kind of makes me hate humanity, but I still love it.

Hope you're sitting down for this!

Ugh.

I hope this chick finds happiness...

According to Enrishfunny.com, she's WAY off.

We're still here!

I went on vacation last week to la-la land. West Land of Shirtordresses. If Vegas is number one, La-la land is a close second for Shirtiest City in the US.

While I was gone, some of our readers sent in some awesome finds:
Heidi Renee says:

"She lost her pants and she liked it!"

Maxie says:

"WTF is up with amanda and the SoD?!"

Finally, Anonymous sent in this picture:

"I recognize that your blog has thoroughly explored the topic of whether tights can substitute for pants. On that basis, this picture is not out of the ordinary. However, I found this outfit particularly interesting because of the belt. Could it be worn any higher? Exactly what is the purpose of that belt?"

Coincidentally, I wore a belt around a shirt on Tuesday and got hell for it. I believe the exact question I was asked was "what exactly is the point of that belt??" which is more or less what Anonymous said.

However, I didn't wear it that high. I swear. And the point of it? My shirt would have looked like a maternity shirt without it. Also, I was wearing pants.

Belt or no belt - is that a shirt or dress?

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and Dress

Gigi got this from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who's apparently friends with these two girls who don't seem to have any friends.
At least they have each other... [cue "Lean on Me"]



Now, everyone call your best friend and let them know that you'd never let them leave the house like this!!!

My P**** is Hanging Out!

Oh, more fun from the Britney concert. We didn't experience any microphone malfunctions at the Atlanta show, but in case you haven't heard about what transpired at the Tampa show, here ya go:



I'm glad some of her fans can share that sentiment.



For those of you keeping track, yes, this is the same Shirtordress gang from this post. But I had to get another shot from this angle to bring Black Heels to your attention. No, I don't know what kind of animal she skinned to make that dress, but I'll be sure to let y'all know the next time I see a black and white polyester creature. Furthermore, Red Heels seems to look a lot shirtier from this angle...

Tights are NOT Pants, dammit!

And there is a website devoted to spreading this message:

Learn it, live it, people.

Our I'll-assume-she-wants-to-remain-Anonymous submitter writes:

I totally think they're tights. My question is this: Aren't they worried that the white cotton crotch is going to show?

Apparently this chick doesn't seem to care....
Shirt or dress? Tights or Pants? WARDROBE FAIL.
Finally, here's my homage to tightsarenotpants.com:



By the way, this site rules! You can even download a "tights are not pants" press kit!

It's a shirt, bitch!

I had the opportunity to go to Britney's show in Atlanta this past Thursday. Was it amazing? Um yeah. Was she lip syching? Sure but who cares?!?! It's Britney. Any girl or gay man is allowed to like Britney. End of discussion.

Of course I brought my camera so I could take some pictures of Britney, like this one of her on a stripper pole:

However, the concert proved to be an absolute gold mine for this blog. If I were better at being an inconspicuous photog, I could have easily ended up with enough material to blog about on Shirtordress until the end of time (or my memory card got full).

I did manage to get one of this Shirtordress Gang:
There will multiple crimes being committed here (it truly was a SOD Gang), but I think Red Heels is hands down definitely the shirtiest so we'll make the poll about her.

Linds-see London Linds-see France...

Lindsay has already forgotten that she likes men and now she has forgotten something else: No, really. Take another look:

Yeah...

leg·gings (lgng)

n.

1. Tight-fitting knit trousers, usually worn by women and children.

tights (tts)

pl.n.

1. A snug stretchable garment covering the body from the waist or neck down, designed for general wear by women and girls.

2. A similar garment designed for athletic use, worn especially by acrobats and dancers.

3. NOT PANTS

Why?

I'm guessing that this chick was getting ready and couldn't decide what to wear as nothing seemed to match her disco ball shirt. At least that's what I'd like to think happened. Any other ideas?

Let's hear from the judges...

SIMON: That could quite possibly be the worst thing I've ever seen someone wear. What were you thinking? Awful. Just awful.

RANDY: Yeah, dawg. I dunno, I dunno. I'm not feeling it...

NEW CHICK: I am awesome! I worked with Celine Dion. Blahblahblah

PAULA: Yabba dabba doo!

Beam Me Up, Shirty

Seriously?


And also, for your amusement, there's this:


It really is amazing how well star trek syncs up with cheesy 80s music

Go To Jail!

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Looks like the dude on the left is contemplating becoming Lady Jailbird's accomplice.

more lolshirts

That's right, y'all! More lolshirts! Inspired by lolcats, as seen below:
Gurl in red, iz can sees ur ladibitz.

Smurfette dresses like a whore!

How do you smurf yourself with that smurf when you smurf to the smurf!?!?!?! Smurfiously?

I feel like people aren't even trying to wear pants anymore.

I feel sorry for pants. They are becoming sooo last season.

Personally, I blame Nelly for pointing out the temperature of the room and suggesting how to alleviate the heat.

The other day, I was telling my friend about this blog and she told me this story:

"This may sound bad, but one time I went out to a club and I got really hot, so I just took my jeans off because I burning up. My shirt was kinda long so it worked...."

Now you're probably thinking, "Oh, you must be friends with Da Brat, JD. That's super cool. She has Fraggle Rock hair!" No, I am NOT friends with Da' Brat, but she has apparently had the same thought as my friend on at least one occasion.



If you want to try this at home, at least remove the jeans entirely before you skank it up. This just looks like a hasty return to the stage after a bathroom break.

Maybe the S stands for Shirt and not Serena...

Pantyhose doesn't equal Leggings, Blake Lively. And even if they did, leggings aren't pants, Blake Lively. You got that, Blake Lively?

XOXO

Pants or no pants?

You decide!
Pants... or

No pants!



Send pictures to: shirtordress AT gmail.com

Newest Celeb Trend: Coat or Dress

I can only guess that Amber Valletta is channeling the 2000 version of Britney Spears. Yes?


At any rate, the coat or dress trend continues...



Thanks again, Heidi!