Damnit. Okay readers... this is the one time - ONE TIME - I actually think something would work better as a dress.*
Also, JD's mom and one of her fellow teachers will be judging the 100th Post Contest so look for the results later today! Haven't entered? Feel free to still make your comments. Who knows when those pesky 8th graders will simma' down enough for Ma D to concentrate on the important task of judging this contest.
*Edit - on second thought it would be atrocious as a dress, too. But, for debating purposes, I choose shirt side.