Quit with the PDAs!

Seriously, I hate public displays of ass.
This image burned into your mind via Maxie's blackberry and AT&T. More bars in more places. Which also describes Maxie's alma mater (for that matter)...

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

And this doesn't make you think of bees?

Also, I'm starting a movement. What fashion designer got together with Hot Topic and decided that it would be a great idea to make tube bottoms? In related news, Hot Topic's maternity section has never been hotter.

"My baby doesn't kick when I smoke my menthols. Must mean Baby Lemonjello likes it!"

Dear Gawd.

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and Dress

Gigi got this from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who's apparently friends with these two girls who don't seem to have any friends.
At least they have each other... [cue "Lean on Me"]



Now, everyone call your best friend and let them know that you'd never let them leave the house like this!!!

It's a shirt, bitch!

I had the opportunity to go to Britney's show in Atlanta this past Thursday. Was it amazing? Um yeah. Was she lip syching? Sure but who cares?!?! It's Britney. Any girl or gay man is allowed to like Britney. End of discussion.

Of course I brought my camera so I could take some pictures of Britney, like this one of her on a stripper pole:

However, the concert proved to be an absolute gold mine for this blog. If I were better at being an inconspicuous photog, I could have easily ended up with enough material to blog about on Shirtordress until the end of time (or my memory card got full).

I did manage to get one of this Shirtordress Gang:
There will multiple crimes being committed here (it truly was a SOD Gang), but I think Red Heels is hands down definitely the shirtiest so we'll make the poll about her.

Your voice counts!

You want us to decide, Body Central? Alright, we will...



Thanks to Angela for sending this in! Also, check out more from Body Central... ahaha!

*Also, somehow yesterday's post had no poll - SHAMEFUL! So sorry about that, it is fixed now! VOTE!

Auld Lang Shirt

Happy New Year! May all shirtordresses be forgot...?

Magenta needs to learn from her friend, Graytights, who understands the proper length for a dress/tights/boots mixup. In case you didn't get a good look at Magenta above, here she is again:

Thanks to Anonymous McDontmentionmyname for sending this in!

New Year's Resolutions

My New Year's Resolution is...

"To stop thinking that wearing boots equals wearing pants."
- Bambi


"To stop showing my vagina in public"
- Candi
"Um... bubbles!"
- Destini

"To stop dressing like a skanky pregnant lady"
-Kitty



"I dunno...maybe I should stop telling people that I'm a 'dancer.'"
- Lexi
" Haha! Yeah, you're no ballerina... hey, anyone want a lap dance?"
- Cristal

Forever A Shirt

Y'all know how I feel about Macy*s... well, here comes Forever 21 trumping Macy*s by a LONG shot. And a big thanks to Melody for bringing this atrociousness to my attention!

THIS item is clearly filed under tops on their website. Thanks for portraying it as a "top" so well, F21!

FAIL.

Also in the tops section...
WHATTHEHELLISGOINGON??!! Isn't she cold!? It's effing winter!

Screw Forever 21, I'm shopping at Charlotte Russe for all my socheaptheyllfallapartafteronewash items. Surely they would never mis label a shirt as a dre- aw, crap! Nevermind.

Apparently, you must pay more for a decent amount of fabric. Which I guess makes sense...
Banana Republic, here I come!

You think she shops at Macy*s?

Because this kind of looks like a dress from yesterday's post...
So I guess this is her during her "day out with friends..." because I'm pretty sure pink in the corner isn't her hot date.

....at a bar....

...in the bathroom...

I'm told that a majority of the pictures from recent posts are all girls that hang out with each other. You think that when they get ready to go out, they say "Okay! I have to go get shirted" in lieu of getting dressed? Yeah, I think so, too.






Ooooh also, it seems that Shirt or Dress has received an award from both Scarlett & Gigi so I think this means Essodee and me are moving up in the world. Sweet. And I'll blog more about it over here...

I'd like to thank the academy. Thanks Academy!

e-mail us your pics!

Seriously, I love finding these gems online, but shirtordresses are sooo much funnier when found in the wild. E-mail: shirtordress@gmail.com with your pics. I promise to black out faces and not use any *real* names.


As for this? Well, it's not a shirt OR a dress. I say, "random piece of fabric + tube top." Note: tube top is actually tube bottom.