Hope you're sitting down for this!

Ugh.

Why?

I'm guessing that this chick was getting ready and couldn't decide what to wear as nothing seemed to match her disco ball shirt. At least that's what I'd like to think happened. Any other ideas?

I love the ladies at Go Fug Yourself! Direct quote: "P HILT: That's a shirt." Hahahahahalrious.

I feel like people aren't even trying to wear pants anymore.

I feel sorry for pants. They are becoming sooo last season.

Go from Day to Night (read: show-only-a-bit-of-cleavage to prostitute)

And It continues....

Really? Stop it.

There's also this. It's okay, folks. She's wearing boots. Only 75% of her legs are showing now!




Thanks, A, for sending this in!

This plaidness is madness!

A couple people sent us this picture this week. I'm not sure which is worse...wearing a flannel shirt as a dress or wearing gold tights EVER. This chick looks like a gay lumberjack (INSERT LOG JOKES HERE).

Reason #247832 to NOT wear a shirt as a dress

Bending over may become difficult. On the flip side, perhaps you will make some money with the tips people will inadvertently give you.
Oh yeah, that black thing is a shirtordress as well. There is just WAY too much going on in this picture...

By the way, they are shirts. So... I'm not going to even offer you dress option in today's poll.

Um... your butt is showing.

Just thought you should know.

Does this shirt make my butt look big?

Yes. Yes it does.

Shirt or dress or 1940's bathing suit?

This is so horrible, I blacked out the faces of everyone in the picture.

The question is: what is she wearing? Here, I'll help you.













This is a shirt:

This is a dress:


And this is a 1940's bathing suit.



Any questions?

Shirt or dress or Math Lesson???

It might be interesting to note that upon finding this image, I quickly saved it as "horrendous.jpg."

You're too young to wear a shirtordress little 8th grader!

My mother called me this weekend about the middle school dance she chaperoned on Friday. My mom reads my blog and a bunch of her teacher friends at school read my blog so the first thing she said was "There were so many shirtordresses and heels at the dance tonight. I could have taken pictures for your blog!" I'm not going to post pictures (OBVI!) of 14 year olds dressed as skanks madre wouldn't want that anyway, but seriously??!! I don't think I even had a pair of heels until I went dress shopping for the homecoming dance freshmen year of high school.

Middle Schoolers. Wearing shirtordresses. Somehow I can't imagine little Ashley A. passing a note to Johnny from Ashley B. asking him to check "yes" or "no" do you like me? Also, boys are ALREADY shorter than you. Must you further smack their ego in the face by upping the height difference an extra three inches or so? Listen, girls, put on your Hannah Montana t-shirts and converse sneakers and head to the dance. Come back to the shirtordresses in 4 or 5 years at least wait til prom. And send me a picture so I can ridicule you in my blog. Now go do your english homework. That essay on "Animal Farm" isn't gonna write itself Kthanksbye.

"It's okay. I'm wearing boots!"

I don't know if this girl is wearing a shirtordress or if she's wearing ANYTHING for that matter. The poor girl in the foreground seems to be wondering the same thing. Oh well, at least her calves are covered.