Inspired by the whole Obie Fernandez debacle (as well as Maxie's saga), I decided to jump on the bandwagon and snatch up my username before some Mike Pence wanna-be participated in some COMPLETE F*CKING BULLSH*T. Oh wait, I don't take myself that seriously. And I don't understand the point of usernames.* Oh well. Anyway, I went to see if my first name was taken and yeah, it's gone. By whom you ask? Oh, just THIS chick. How serendipitous is this?!? Thank you, Facebook Usernames, you have given me content for June 15th's post. Boo yah. Maybe you have a point after all.
*You might say, "JD, it's so you can easily direct people to your page." Um... or you could just search for my name...?