Bathing Suit Cover up or Dress?

Seriously? Yesterday it was Whitney Port using a coat as a dress, today it's this chick trying to use a bathing suit cover up as a dress. I mean, I get it. You want to be comfortable. I'd be okay with this had she been photographed perhaps poolside, at a cabana, in a park, outdoors SOMEWHERE with a drink that requires an umbrella. However, I have it on high authority that this is in da club and that drink requires no decoration of the parasolic type. I mean, this is just stupid looking.

Get the Look (ha! Love the description: "Swimsuit Cover-up Only")

Shirt or dress or 1940's bathing suit?

This is so horrible, I blacked out the faces of everyone in the picture.

The question is: what is she wearing? Here, I'll help you.













This is a shirt:

This is a dress:


And this is a 1940's bathing suit.



Any questions?