I'm about to engage in some downtown debauchery. Whatever shall I wear??

An anonymous contributor sent in this picture (along with several others that will also be used in this week's posts) and says:

"This facebook acquaintance is a constant shirt-as-dress offender. That's all I have the patience/stomach to look up now, but know that these photos are from two consecutive weeks of downtown debauchery."

People, they get worse. Stayed tuned for the rest of the pics this week!

"It's fun to wear a shirt as a dress!"

Direct quote from this chick's Flickr page. Some highlights include:



Really!?!

You decide:

But would you expect anything less from someone with the above picture in their photo album?? Um... again - really!?

No shoes, no shirt, no service

But apparently you don't have to wear pants?

SOD's faithful reader and designated paparazzo, Kelly Ann, writes:

"I went out for a bachelorette party last night and saw the shirtiest shirt being worn as a dress I have ever seen in my life. I immediately told my friend to pretend to pose while I took pictures of these girls dancing on the bar in their shirts.

The shirtiest of the bunch was the girl in pink and we repeatedly saw her ass when her shirt rode up and one girl told me, 'I saw her fishnet thong....from the front.'

I couldn't get a shot of the shirt riding up because some dude was in the way (getting a free peep show) but I did what I could."

Wait! On second glance, she ISN'T wearing shoes. I think we should change that slogan to:
No shoes, no PANTS, no service.

That sounds much better, yes?

Your baby's gonna fall out!!!

Seriously, lady. I hope that's just a Chinese food baby... if not, I do NOT want to be around when your water breaks.

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and Dress

Gigi got this from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who's apparently friends with these two girls who don't seem to have any friends.
At least they have each other... [cue "Lean on Me"]



Now, everyone call your best friend and let them know that you'd never let them leave the house like this!!!

It's a shirt, bitch!

I had the opportunity to go to Britney's show in Atlanta this past Thursday. Was it amazing? Um yeah. Was she lip syching? Sure but who cares?!?! It's Britney. Any girl or gay man is allowed to like Britney. End of discussion.

Of course I brought my camera so I could take some pictures of Britney, like this one of her on a stripper pole:

However, the concert proved to be an absolute gold mine for this blog. If I were better at being an inconspicuous photog, I could have easily ended up with enough material to blog about on Shirtordress until the end of time (or my memory card got full).

I did manage to get one of this Shirtordress Gang:
There will multiple crimes being committed here (it truly was a SOD Gang), but I think Red Heels is hands down definitely the shirtiest so we'll make the poll about her.

The girl in blue is smoking!

and I don't mean hot. I mean she is increasing the likelihood that she will die of lung cancer.


What? Didn't Purple get memo? "OMG Becki!* You were supposed to wear a BLUE shirt as a dress. DUH! GAWD. You ruin everything."

*yes. she would she spell it with an "i."



And kids. Put the cancer sticks away. This message has been brought to you by Shirtordress.

Et tu, Rachel?

I wonder if Sophia Bush and Rachel Bilson know that when you wear this look, it's as if you're saying to the world:
"Hey world, I woke up this morning and forgot my pants. Also, I want to be a gladiator!"

Newest Celeb Trend: Coat or Dress

I can only guess that Amber Valletta is channeling the 2000 version of Britney Spears. Yes?


At any rate, the coat or dress trend continues...



Thanks again, Heidi!

Reality Check: It's a shirt

Mindy, from NBC's reality show Momma's Boys, is a pretty girl. She seems sweet. So why is she wearing a baggy tunic (aka SHIRT) as a dress? Cmon, chica.

Mindy's not the only reality show star to wear this trend. The Ikki Twins - yeah, Ikki is right, are apparently repeat offenders according to Maxie over at I Hate So Much. Wow. Seriously??

They're kidding, right?

...One step closer to pop culture!

I really think it's hilarious how many people I know have seen this blog and are now obsessed with shirtordress hunting. It makes me laugh, it makes me cry, it makes me think - where the hell is my book deal?

Writes S.Vincent:

"I was at a little basement soirée in NYC and saw this chick parading around in her shirt. Of course, I nearly lost my shit cause you were the first person I thought of. It was quite a small party and I wasn’t sure how I was going to snap a picture of this girl without looking like a total creep. Then whammy, the humiliation gods determined she was destined for web fame and provided a sparkler to distract her attention for countless minutes. It felt like fate. I could have taken sixty pics for the amount of time she was mesmerized by it, but I figure just one will do for now."





Thank you, humiliation gods!

Well don't it make my brown eyes blue....

Yesterday, I brought you the GOLD shirtordresses

The Shirtordress Gang is back!

And this time they are wearing tights!

C'mon, girls. Tights do not equal leggings. Or pants.

Just Give Pants a Chance

Make love, not war? How about wear pants, not shirts. Kthanks.

Forever A Shirt

Y'all know how I feel about Macy*s... well, here comes Forever 21 trumping Macy*s by a LONG shot. And a big thanks to Melody for bringing this atrociousness to my attention!

THIS item is clearly filed under tops on their website. Thanks for portraying it as a "top" so well, F21!

FAIL.

Also in the tops section...
WHATTHEHELLISGOINGON??!! Isn't she cold!? It's effing winter!

Screw Forever 21, I'm shopping at Charlotte Russe for all my socheaptheyllfallapartafteronewash items. Surely they would never mis label a shirt as a dre- aw, crap! Nevermind.

Apparently, you must pay more for a decent amount of fabric. Which I guess makes sense...
Banana Republic, here I come!

Kids Wear the Darndest Things

I don't care how cute you were on the Cosby show. This is a shirt. No JELL-O pudding pops for you!

This plaidness is madness!

A couple people sent us this picture this week. I'm not sure which is worse...wearing a flannel shirt as a dress or wearing gold tights EVER. This chick looks like a gay lumberjack (INSERT LOG JOKES HERE).

Have I told you lately...

...that you should wear pants?

That's what Rod Stewart should start singing to his daughter, Kim.

Exhibit A:
It's a sweater.

Exhibit B:
Um. No.

Here's to Kim Stewart! The recipient of December's "Repeat Offender Award!"

Does this shirt make my tattoo look skanky?

YES.

Her best friend Leslie says...

..oh she's just being Miley!
And you thought Britney Spears was a bad influence...