Today, I got these emailed to me. FML

If you aren't familiar with FML, you should be.

Today I went to Sizzler for dinner and lost my appetite when I went to the salad bar. FML

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Today I was talking to this chick wearing no pants. I figured I would definitely score. I bought her two beers. She didn't even give me her number. Tease. FML

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This is my mom. FML

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Today I was at a music festival enjoying a beer and relaxing on a blanket when this chick walked by and flashed me. FML

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