Monday, May 3, 2010

From the People Who Brought You Wearing Sunglasses In Da Club...


I wish Ed Hardy would stop making clothes. Please stop making belts. Stop making shirts. Stop making hoodies. Stop making douchebags and douch-VAG's.

Here's what they say about this.. uh... "article of clothing" :

"Sexy Ed Hardy Women's Long Shirt that can be used as a dress."

Used as? Also can be used as skank rag, slut grabber, and coochie reacher.


mortalandpester said...

I voted "Coochie Reacher," but you know what? It's barely even doing that.

Heidi Renée said...

This can be "used as" Borat's bathing suit. Wah wah wee wah.

As a side note, I accompanied my husband to the car parts store a while back, and they had these horrific Ed Hardy car interior sets--mats, seat covers, the whole nine yards. Perhaps they should sell this, too, to be "used as" a rag for polishing the rear-view mirrors.

Anonymous said...

ALL of Ed Hardy crap can be "used as" things to vomit into.