How to make a Shirt into a dress

1) Grab shirt that is made of stretchy material.
2) Tell yourself, "Hey! hey there, self! I don't have time to pick out matching pants!"
3) Grasp bottom of shirt...er... "dress"
4) Pull.
5) Pull some more.
6) Not that much! People will want to see your ass/vajayjay/underwears.

The result:
Ta-da!!


Thanks to Subway Gal for bringing this to our attention.


Also, I'm in Vegas and I think I saw the fabric used to made Lindsay Lohan's shirtordress in one of the casinos.

Forever A Shirt

Y'all know how I feel about Macy*s... well, here comes Forever 21 trumping Macy*s by a LONG shot. And a big thanks to Melody for bringing this atrociousness to my attention!

THIS item is clearly filed under tops on their website. Thanks for portraying it as a "top" so well, F21!

FAIL.

Also in the tops section...
WHATTHEHELLISGOINGON??!! Isn't she cold!? It's effing winter!

Screw Forever 21, I'm shopping at Charlotte Russe for all my socheaptheyllfallapartafteronewash items. Surely they would never mis label a shirt as a dre- aw, crap! Nevermind.

Apparently, you must pay more for a decent amount of fabric. Which I guess makes sense...
Banana Republic, here I come!

Shirt or dress? (Auburn can't decide on a mascot, either)

Here's some good ole' fashioned SEC football humor for you non-SEC football fans!

As a Georgia girl, I must perpetuate the oldest rivalry in the south. See, Auburn's mascot is a Tiger, their 'battlecry' is "War Eagle," and there's something else about a Plainsman, too. It's like - make up your mind, Auburn! Tiger? War Eagle? Plainsman? Shirt? Dress?!

BTW, our mascot is WAY cuter.

So, in honor of the 112th meeting between Georgia and Auburn tomorrow, which is it? Shirt or dress? I happen to think Miss WarEagleAubieTigerPlainswoman bought an extra large shirt and wore it as a dress, but who the eff knows. Maybe it's a battlecry...


*Thank you to a certain WarEagleAubieTigerPlainswoman for sending this in! And GO DAWGS!