Showing posts with label happy holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happy holidays. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year's Resolutions

My New Year's Resolution is...

"To stop thinking that wearing boots equals wearing pants."
- Bambi


"To stop showing my vagina in public"
- Candi
"Um... bubbles!"
- Destini

"To stop dressing like a skanky pregnant lady"
-Kitty



"I dunno...maybe I should stop telling people that I'm a 'dancer.'"
- Lexi
" Haha! Yeah, you're no ballerina... hey, anyone want a lap dance?"
- Cristal

Monday, December 29, 2008

Happy Holidays!


Here's hoping Santa brought you everything on your list... including pants for Skanky Santas everywhere.