My New Year's Resolution is...
"To stop thinking that wearing boots equals wearing pants."
"To stop showing my vagina in public"
"To stop dressing like a skanky pregnant lady"
"I dunno...maybe I should stop telling people that I'm a 'dancer.'"
" Haha! Yeah, you're no ballerina... hey, anyone want a lap dance?"
The skanky shirtdress offenders were out in full force last night!! My only regret is that I didn't take a photo to submit to this site . . .
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