Your boob job isn't helping

It's a shirt. Put on some damn leggings. Thanks.

Shirt, Dress, or Trainwreck?

As Hollywood Gossip so adequately reported, Tila Tequila is ridiculous. Apparently she is signed up for Celebrity Rehab. There are plenty of shirty photos of Ms. Tequila floating around, but this one my favorite. Read: most nauseating. I don't even know if this qualifies as an article of clothing. I mean... what is it??

From the city who brought you American Apparel...

I was in LA for a couple of days last week and saw some major SoDage out there. After meeting up with some friends for brunch in Santa Monica and some shopping/people watching/singing along to street performers singing Disney tunes on the Promenade, I had my camera out for a group photo while SHE walked by:

BTW, her romped-out friend on the right isn't helping her case much either. Just sayin'...

Eat your heart out, Adam West

As if men with mustaches weren't creepy enough. Now there's this:

To the shirtmobile!

Shirt, Dress, or Bat?Market Research

If a Walk of Shame could be at all elegant...

Over-Sized shirt isn't code for "don't need pants!"

Shirty Gonzales

Ah, Cinco de Mayo. A day when Americans shamelessly exploit a date that's really not too big of a deal in Mexico's history (no it's not Mexican Independence Day) by drinking margaritas, downing tequila, and making really bad Mexican jokes and use of Mexican words/cathphrases/whatever. Seriously if I hear "Si Senorita" or another Three Amigos reference today I'm going to go loco. 

This, my friends, is a poncho.

I say this is not a dress. Comprende?

Find out what LSHMSFOAIDMT means.

Shirt or Dress? is on Facebook!

And so is "Your XXXL shirt looks like a dress... you're not gangsta or fresh."

Does this picture make anyone wanna JUMP! JUMP! Kris Kross'll make ya do that, I hear. This truly rivals wearing your clothes backwards though....







Become a fan of... sorry "Like" SoD's Facebook page!

*Random Kris Kross reference. Kudos if you got that. You must have been in elementary/middle school in the 90's. :)

From the People Who Brought You Wearing Sunglasses In Da Club...

THIS.

I wish Ed Hardy would stop making clothes. Please stop making belts. Stop making shirts. Stop making hoodies. Stop making douchebags and douch-VAG's.

Here's what they say about this.. uh... "article of clothing" :

"Sexy Ed Hardy Women's Long Shirt that can be used as a dress."

Used as? Also can be used as skank rag, slut grabber, and coochie reacher.

Dress: Australian for Shirt

Foster's isn't actually Australian for beer. Despite the claims of the ads, apparently it's not widely enjoyed in Australia. Liars. 


Okay... so today I'm back again with the Aussie humor. I'm sorry, Australia. REALLY I AM. Although you really shouldn't be complaining. Y'all have koala bears and men who look like Russell Crowe walking around your streets. Bite me. I'm just MIFFED by your Supre store. MIFFED. 


Here are some samples of Supre's "Dresses."

And this nightmare... which doesn't look really bad until you realize that the shirt is see-thru and her tights are showing. Listen, Supre.  I know that water spins differently in your toilets and stuff down there, but seriously!? Seriously!?!

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!

Who looks good in this crap? The models don't even look good in this crap.

Crotch-adile Dundee

Yesterday's Aussie post was so fun, let's continue the bad jokes, shall we? I've been informed of a really awful store in Australia called "Supre" which, in my opinion, is the worst thing to happen to Australia since the movie, "Australia." Anyway, Everyone remembers this scene brought to you by the legendary Paul Hogan:

Dear Supre:
This isn't a dress.

THIS is a dress.

Cue bad 80's music soundtrack. ANNNNNNND scene.