Celebs! They're Just Like US!

They open car doors!











"I'm too drunk to feel a draft... at least I'm getting in the PASSENGER side!"

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They carry huge Mary Poppins purses!











"I got an umbrella in me bag, I do!"
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They wear shirts as dresses!






"I'm hot again, haven't you heard?"
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My P**** is Hanging Out!

Oh, more fun from the Britney concert. We didn't experience any microphone malfunctions at the Atlanta show, but in case you haven't heard about what transpired at the Tampa show, here ya go:



I'm glad some of her fans can share that sentiment.



For those of you keeping track, yes, this is the same Shirtordress gang from this post. But I had to get another shot from this angle to bring Black Heels to your attention. No, I don't know what kind of animal she skinned to make that dress, but I'll be sure to let y'all know the next time I see a black and white polyester creature. Furthermore, Red Heels seems to look a lot shirtier from this angle...

It's a shirt, bitch!

I had the opportunity to go to Britney's show in Atlanta this past Thursday. Was it amazing? Um yeah. Was she lip syching? Sure but who cares?!?! It's Britney. Any girl or gay man is allowed to like Britney. End of discussion.

Of course I brought my camera so I could take some pictures of Britney, like this one of her on a stripper pole:

However, the concert proved to be an absolute gold mine for this blog. If I were better at being an inconspicuous photog, I could have easily ended up with enough material to blog about on Shirtordress until the end of time (or my memory card got full).

I did manage to get one of this Shirtordress Gang:
There will multiple crimes being committed here (it truly was a SOD Gang), but I think Red Heels is hands down definitely the shirtiest so we'll make the poll about her.

Newest Celeb Trend: Coat or Dress

I can only guess that Amber Valletta is channeling the 2000 version of Britney Spears. Yes?


At any rate, the coat or dress trend continues...



Thanks again, Heidi!

It's a shirt, bitch!

Anyone catch Britney Spears's documentary on MTV last night? She went shopping with her assistant in one scene and they debated on whether or not she was trying on a shirt or a dress.

Britney: Sarah Jessica Parker could wear it as a dress
Asst: You're not Sarah Jessica Parker.
Britney: You don't think?
Asst: It's a shirt.
Britney: Okay, it's a shirt.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She finally figured it out. We were worried...


I secretly looooove Britney. :)

repeat offender award: britney spears

Okay, Brit Brit. We get it. You want to be immortalized in our blog. That's the only sane reason you'd keep wearing shit like this. I'd wear pants with these looks. But, I'd also never shave my head or smoke in front of my kids. Potato, patato.

"Oops, I forgot my pants again!" Please wear pants, Brit. PLEASE.

PANTS, Britney, not PANTIES. Geez.

No, no, no. You're not listening. Don't SKIP the panties, just don't wear them in LIEU of pants. Geez. You are NOT a quick study, are ya!?