No shoes, no shirt, no service

But apparently you don't have to wear pants?

SOD's faithful reader and designated paparazzo, Kelly Ann, writes:

"I went out for a bachelorette party last night and saw the shirtiest shirt being worn as a dress I have ever seen in my life. I immediately told my friend to pretend to pose while I took pictures of these girls dancing on the bar in their shirts.

The shirtiest of the bunch was the girl in pink and we repeatedly saw her ass when her shirt rode up and one girl told me, 'I saw her fishnet thong....from the front.'

I couldn't get a shot of the shirt riding up because some dude was in the way (getting a free peep show) but I did what I could."

Wait! On second glance, she ISN'T wearing shoes. I think we should change that slogan to:
No shoes, no PANTS, no service.

That sounds much better, yes?