Will somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!!

The ever-so talented, Laurie, of the Your Ill-Fitting Overcoat writes:

"Even Dora the Explorer is getting in on the shirt-as-dress action! Say it ain't so!"

Soon, Dora will emerge as a tween version of herself, teaching the kids how to say "I'm dressed like a skank" and "my ass is hanging out" in Spanish.

I'd like to refer everyone with children to pick up a copy of the cleverly written, "Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank" by Celia Rivenbark because clearly Nickelodeon and Mattel have not gotten the memo.