Tuesday, December 9, 2008

An Open Letter to Macy*s

Dear Macy*s:

We are writing in order to report an error on your website. Instead of "tunic top," you have labeled this item a "sweater-knit hooded dress." Clearly, this is not a dress! Pairing an item with silver shoes doesn't automatically make it suitable to wear without pants. We expect this error to be fixed ASAP to prevent as many juniors as possible from walking around like this in public.

Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

Essodee and JD

3 comments:

Maxie said...

Oh lord. I'd totally wear that as a shirt though-- haha

Yeti said...

HAAH - thank you for having the third option in the poll today. LoOOoOOoOve it.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

This is a dress, dude! A skanky dress that my junior would be allowed out of the house wearing (without apple bottom jeans beneath it), but I say it's a dress nonetheless.